I can’t believe we’re close having a “Prison Pat” saga

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s gone on tv admitting it’s a possibility and he might actually skip the hearing just to be a pain in the ass. I’m thinking he’s believing going to jail will really make his story huge and it’s all part of becoming famous.

Lenny Dykstra famously got all his teeth knocked out getting into fights in prison. Pat getting his ass kicked while locked up is a real possibility.

I never thought this saga would come to this but the legend of Pat fighting the ONA rascals will one day be a major documentary series. Bigger than Netflix, child.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

He’s going to walk out of jail jacked from working out in the yard and probably will have a couple tear drop tattoos.

For real though he should probably consider the risks of alcohol withdrawal unless he will be tapped into the black market on the inside

 

[Treat Yourself]

Enjoy jail, Pat. By the way, PREA reports have been rising in Wisconsin:

Rick will skyrocket the substantiated numbers to triple digits (he's fat).

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can see him walking into jail all pretend tough guy only to completely lose it and freak out when he sees he’s in the minority. Seriously, I don’t think Pats high school had a black person (basketball team was all white) and he avoids being out at night due to those people.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The sad thing is, we won't know about any of it. Not unless he sticks that Galaxy 10 up his prison wallet so he can carry on Tweeting.

 

[guest]

He might literally get raped by a pack of niggers. I wonder how easy it is to FOIA prison surveillance video. I think I might laugh myself to death watching the man who tried to sue me for $100,000 getting raped by a pack of niggers.

 

[King of OnAForums]

He might literally get raped by a pack of niggers. I wonder how easy it is to FOIA prison surveillance video. I think I might laugh myself to death watching the man who tried to sue me for $100,000 getting raped by a pack of niggers.

Dan could probably just call into the prison and sweet talk some secretary. Five bucks later I'm sure he'd have HD video of Pat getting split in half by a feral band of coons.

Hi Joe Scarborough

 

[SFWA liaison]

watch Fatrick drop his defiant LARP and be an obedient bitch to the COs and basketball americans

(white includes latinx)

 

[DMbA]

Wont he get his ass blasted at the very least by the guards searching for contraband in there

What a gay faggot

 

[Honey Badger]

The sad thing is, we won't know about any of it. Not unless he sticks that Galaxy 10 up his prison wallet so he can carry on Tweeting.

Oh you know he’ll open up his fat mouth about it as soon as someone puts a camera in front of his face.

I can’t believe that psycho is actually considering going to jail. Prison is going to be DISASTROUS for Pat. Let’s say by the grace of god he doesn’t get his head caved in by a brother or become the Pod’s favorite target of abuse. He’s still gonna go through alcohol and social media withdrawals like nothing he’s ever experienced before. I’m genuinely surprised that alone hasn’t broken his resolve.

 

[Honey Badger]

watch Fatrick drop his defiant LARP and be an obedient bitch to the COs and basketball americans
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(white includes latinx)

They always lump in Hispanics with whites when crime statistics are brought up but not in any other context. Very dishonest

 

[HH Brother]

Enjoy jail, Pat. By the way, PREA reports have been rising in Wisconsin: View attachment 141151
Rick will skyrocket the substantiated numbers to triple digits (he's fat).

I'm already used to being around nigger dick all the time through my wife, childster. Enjoy prison.

 

[firstimelongtime]

He’s going to walk out of jail jacked from working out in the yard and probably will have a couple tear drop tattoos.

For real though he should probably consider the risks of alcohol withdrawal unless he will be tapped into the black market on the inside

Or he walks out svelte because everyone kept stealing his snacks, with anal tears, and a "property of..." tattoo on his lower back.

 

[Jenna]

If he gets a month on 8/24 he'll spend the anniversary of Norm/11 behind bars. What a wonderful birthday present for Niki.

 

[Meownaw]

If he gets a month on 8/24 he'll spend the anniversary of Norm/11 behind bars. What a wonderful birthday present for Niki.

Any chance she could go to?

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Hello 60 Days In? Yes I'd like to be on your show but only if you can get me into Milwaukee County jail August 24th.

 

[CompoundBasement]

If you want an idea of what jails are like across the USA, watch the reality series "Jail". It's many places online. Corrections officers, cops, CERT teams don't tolerate the behavior fatso displayed in the video he stupidly submitted to that podcast. Anyone who comes in to booking and tries to fight the cops putting them through the process is usually told "you're in my house now and you WILL do as I say". If they keep fighting, they're usually strapped into a wheeled chair and immobilized with a spit mask over their heads, and they are rolled into a secluded room until they calm down and behave themselves enough to complete the booking process. From there, if they keep acting out they are punished various ways, usually thrown in seclusion with no privileges.

Jail (TV Series 2007– ) ⭐ 6.8 | Reality-TV

| TV-PG

imdb.com

 

[Steve Ramone]

Pat is gonna get the ODD kicked out of him or be killed within a week.

 

[NigelCumia]

I can see him walking into jail all pretend tough guy only to completely lose it and freak out when he sees he’s in the minority. Seriously, I don’t think Pats high school had a black person (basketball team was all white) and he avoids being out at night due to those people.

And the only ones that can help him, well, he's not going to like their opinions on Donald Trump.

 

[DominusOdium]

I honestly have a hard time comprehending it most of the time when I check in on the goings on. I figured this would all go the way of Chuck Wendig or something, a huge career self implosion, public meltdown and forever being a pigeonholed failure. But he never. ever. learns.

He should've walked away 1000 times. Change your phone number, stop responding to Twitter trolling, move on. "Yeah, trolls come with success, I just ignore them" would've worked for literal YEARS if he'd ever been able to stick to it.

Fuck, don't even have to change your number. Just make your texts white-list only. But no. This all makes him feel important for some fucking reason so he keeps on engaging it. Now he's looking at JAIL on top of being 50k in debt. Because he wouldn't stop engaging and trying to WIN and be the first guy to beat not the pests but the fucking internet.