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I called out of work today

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
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I had dreams about everything I can control at work going wrong. Woke up feeling like I didn't sleep a fucking wink. I went in and finished the week. Good thing I'm not a nigger.
When I used to install kitchen cabinets all the time I'd have dreams where they fell off the wall all the time. I'd wake up like diving out of bed to catch a falling cupboard.
 
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