I broke my hand

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Scottish white trash. They're a super violent people.

T'ots and prayahs. No BS.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You need better health insurance!

 

[Stent]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her.

That's just how committed people are after a while. All these fags telling you it's wrong or going to end badly. They're all Anthonys crying while the spaghetti slides down the wallpaper.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Tell her you need help cleaning yourself, so they bring in an older Jamaican lady to stroke you off.

 

[Meownaw]

I broke my hand man! I broke my hand man!

Hold my hand man.

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Hold my knee dude!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Update, as if anyone should give a shit: it hurts way more with the cast on and has made me much more useless. Before I could at least use a couple fingers on the busted hand. I have long, curly hair that is tangled to shit and needs to be washed and I want to jack off. I don't see how I'm going to accomplish that.

 

[Jizz]

Update, as if anyone should give a shit: it hurts way more with the cast on and has made me much more useless. Before I could at least use a couple fingers on the busted hand. I have long, curly hair that is tangled to shit and needs to be washed and I want to jack off. I don't see how I'm going to accomplish that.

when you get your cast off?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

when you get your cast off?

I don't know yet. They put a weird temporary thing on at the hospital. I'm waiting for a call from a specialist and I guess they're going to put a legit one on me. What I've got now, it's plaster up the side of my arm and wrapping around my fingers a then there's some fuzzy cotton shit under there and a tensor bandage over everything.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]