I am the wellington

[TheRevAlJolson]

He made this while alone for the holidays. Of course he took zero pictures of how it looked on the inside (which is the whole point) because he “ate it quickly”. Fat fuck takes multiple pics of microwave eggs but couldn’t stop himself this time? Just an all around failure of a person.

Because without the fois gras, it probably just fell apart when he tried to cut it with whatever dull ass hand-me-down knives Nikkki has.

 

[42069]

Dear Rick,
Some advice from me to you. The reason most of the meals I cook are a success is because I don’t go beyond my skill level and I don’t mess with the recipes too much.You tackle something that is one of the hardest things to make. When you literally change half of the ingredients you are being am asshole not innovative . Learn not to burn things and to properly season things and don’t drench your shit in sauce. Also go fuck yourself

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Imagine the noise that burnt thing made when Pat cut into it. There was probably shrapnel flying everywhere like he was putting wood through a buzzsaw

 

[ActionJackson]

Imagine the noise that burnt thing made when Pat cut into it. There was probably shrapnel flying everywhere like he was putting wood through a buzzsaw

I'll bet it was a lot like when Chevy Chase cut the turkey in Christmas Vacation.

 

[According to My Cock]

Not to mention no cross section, which is standard for a beef Wellington shot

He probably ate it like a sandwich

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Meownaw]

That cum you like is going to come back in style.

 

[Coonskin]

Can you put Tim curry as pennywise on there?

 

[stealthygeek]

Can you put Tim curry as pennywise on there?

It wouldn't recognize Pennywise's face with the makeup but I threw in Tim Curry just to see what it looks like.