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I Am Straight

Thread starter Gay Faggot.
Start date May 22, 2022

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.

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May 22, 2022

Look, I'm a straight white man; I can fuck every woman, beat up every man, and drink any cunt under the table. I also like sports, and can bench press 250lbs. Basically, I've been told I'm sexy more than few times.

But under that tough manly exterior I am, dare I confess, a bit of a softie. I shed a tear recently when I watched Iron Man die in Avengers: Endgame. I'm also very passionate about gay rights; not because I am gay (I'm straight), and not because I am insecure about my masculinity (I'm straight), and it certainly has nothing to do with getting back at the bullies in school who used to call me a faggot (I'm straight), but because there's nothing wrong with two men who want to love each other. Did I mention I'm straight?

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