I am starting to think Bob Kelly is never going to get thin again

[Mr. Faggotry]

This is the "skinny Bob" they always referred to. This is not a skinny man.

Obviously he isn't a gigantic whale like he is now but that jacket and loose t-shirt is hiding a gut and those jeans are gigantic. They always shit all over Steve for being gigantic but Erock was way bigger and current day Erock has to be closing in on 350lbs.

 

[HOLD_ON_ HOLD_ON]

I look forward to him debriefing on this yoga video on his next podcast while 8 unfunny hacks all yell over the top over each other.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Blob Kelly never made me laugh once.

I thought he was also good as Louis brother

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Almost none of them are successful as standup comedians. They all make money or fame elsewhere and then do standup when they are peaking to rake in as much money as possible. Look at Dane Cook or (((Louis CK))) or even Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy. The second that they became famous they abandon standup unless it can bring them a stadium tour.

Standup is not really a great form of entertainment. The production levels are low value. The jokes are often stale within a year or two because standup comedians rely heavily on topical humor or political humor. And the format does not allow for any deep psychological narrative nor emotional connection like a strong series of books or a television show or whatnot. Standup is basically designed to be 'in the moment' with no cultural influence.

The big culture comedians like Carlin or Hicks are irrelevant hacks right now. Carlin with his faggot atheism preaching about how liberalism will save the world and we need more tolerance for niggers looks pathetic in hindsight. And Hicks was a loudmouthed loser drug addict whose cultural influenced vanished after his death. Or fake death if you believe he is Alex Jones.

The fact is that standup has always been mediocre. Bobby Kelly rode the fame of Dane Cook and O&A and it has been downhill since then. He hit his peak, cashed in with some standup tours, and now is desperately clinging to fame. Even Dane Cook had his career collapse into obscurity.

To summarize. Standup comedians have no talent and are part of the lowest rung of show business. The second they can get other work they try to abandon standup and never look back.

The only career standups are Attell and Stanhope, and Stanhope lives in a shithole.

Vos doesn't count, he lives on Bonnie's Laurels

 

[LingerLonger]

The only career standups are Attell and Stanhope, and Stanhope lives in a shithole.

Vos doesn't count, he lives on Bonnie's Laurels

Stanhope was a host of the Man Show like a total sellout. And also hosted some gay hidden camera prank show on Fox. And if you are an O&A listener you will know from Jocktober that prank calls and prank shows are all fake and gay. Attell is a jew who had his own television show as well and has no talent. Vos had multiple failed pilots and shows that featured him or him and Bonnie. He also made a documentary about women being funny that rivals the comedy of a 9/11 documentary.

None of them want to do standup. They all hate it. Bill Hicks had signed on for his own British talk show before he died. Kinison was doing rock music.

 

[guest]

Thread title got my ribs good.

 

[guest]

This is the "skinny Bob" they always referred to. This is not a skinny man.

Obviously he isn't a gigantic whale like he is now but that jacket and loose t-shirt is hiding a gut and those jeans are gigantic. They always shit all over Steve for being gigantic but Erock was way bigger and current day Erock has to be closing in on 350lbs.

He actually used to be into fitness and bodybuilding. His baldness is from steroid use. He had thick luscious hair in his 20s and 30s.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Whales need more than 6 ft.

They can't bury him at sea out of fear the Japanese'll snatch him up.
.

Totally not mentally ill behavior, AntH found himself a winner

I know right, it was such a departure from his stellar record of romantic partners.

 

[CruisinColin]

Bobby blocked me on Twitter for one fat joke. Not even kidding.

He's a fat pussy.

You're here crying because an obese wash-up blocked you on social media and you want to call anybody a pussy?

 

[aRTie02150]

You're here crying because an obese wash-up blocked you on social media and you want to call anybody a pussy?

I'm crying? I pointed out a fact.

 

[Not bad]

Blob Kelly never made me laugh once.

Typical Bob Kelly (and Rich Vos) appearance:

- Try to rip off Colin Quinn with a quick, witty and over the top vile oneliner.
- Fail and get mocked for it.
- Laugh along loudly to show you're not hurt, even though the attempt was sincere and you've built your whole life around being a 'comedian'.

 

[Zeroman]

Typical Bob Kelly (and Rich Vos) appearance:

- Try to rip off Colin Quinn with a quick, witty and over the top vile oneliner.
- Fail and get mocked for it.
- Laugh along loudly to show you're not hurt, even though the attempt was sincere and you've built your whole life around being a 'comedian'.

I agree on all points but wanted to add:
-Fail and IMMEDIATELY act as though you were making a serious point and change the subject fast.