“I am a he, child.”

[Rick Roblinson]

He Child Faggot of the Universe

 

[Cptbaldopie]

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John valby?

 

[EraGodless]

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Rickles is tangling with a radio show host from Iowa who doesn’t want to take a single iota of shit from our femme pig.

Wait until Patrick finds out how JFK got elected-

 

[MonsterSteve]

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It's Pat, Child.

 

[Bigsmooth]

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He somehow looks more normal in this iteration lol

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

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My shitty 6th grade teacher Ms. Dyer looked just like this.

 

[TorpidSloth]

He somehow looks more normal in this iteration lol

He looks like a French literature assistant professor

 

[TorpidSloth]

My shitty 6th grade teacher Ms. Dyer looked just like this.

More like Ms Dyker

 

[Cartoon Redux]

"Preening faux intellectual"

Got his fuckin ass

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's Pat, Child.

My dad used to take me to this kickass local movie rental place every week and you'd get 5 movies for 5 days for 5 dollars. I wanted to rent this and my dad was like "I heard it sucks, but whatever." When I went to pay the owner was like "Go pick something else, you won't like this." I tried to argue with him and he was like "You rent Marx Bros. movies every week. I'm telling you, you're going to hate this. It's maybe the worst movie ever made and you will regret it." He was kind of heated about it. My dad was like "Put it back. If you're taking any movie recommendations you're taking them from this guy." So I probably got Duck Soup or Edward Scissorhands again for the 50th time.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

My dad used to take me to this kickass local movie rental place every week and you'd get 5 movies for 5 days for 5 dollars. I wanted to rent this and my dad was like "I heard it sucks, but whatever." When I went to pay the owner was like "Go pick something else, you won't like this." I tried to argue with him and he was like "You rent Marx Bros. movies every week. I'm telling you, you're going to hate this. It's maybe the worst movie ever made and you will regret it." He was kind of heated about it. My dad was like "Put it back. If you're taking any movie recommendations you're taking them from this guy." So I probably got Duck Soup or Edward Scissorhands again for the 50th time.

Did you ever end up watching it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you ever end up watching it?

No, ol' Jim the video store guy's words stuck with me.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

No, ol' Jim the video store guy's words stuck with me.

Was he saying that a premise for a three to five minute improv sketch couldn't carry a movie for 90-120 minutes? Seems far fetched TBFHWY

 

[TorpidSloth]

My dad used to take me to this kickass local movie rental place every week and you'd get 5 movies for 5 days for 5 dollars. I wanted to rent this and my dad was like "I heard it sucks, but whatever." When I went to pay the owner was like "Go pick something else, you won't like this." I tried to argue with him and he was like "You rent Marx Bros. movies every week. I'm telling you, you're going to hate this. It's maybe the worst movie ever made and you will regret it." He was kind of heated about it. My dad was like "Put it back. If you're taking any movie recommendations you're taking them from this guy." So I probably got Duck Soup or Edward Scissorhands again for the 50th time.

TIL that Quentin Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite of It's Pat's script.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My dad used to take me to this kickass local movie rental place every week and you'd get 5 movies for 5 days for 5 dollars. I wanted to rent this and my dad was like "I heard it sucks, but whatever." When I went to pay the owner was like "Go pick something else, you won't like this." I tried to argue with him and he was like "You rent Marx Bros. movies every week. I'm telling you, you're going to hate this. It's maybe the worst movie ever made and you will regret it." He was kind of heated about it. My dad was like "Put it back. If you're taking any movie recommendations you're taking them from this guy." So I probably got Duck Soup or Edward Scissorhands again for the 50th time.

I saw it once years ago on TV and holy shit is it awful. It’s only like 90 minutes yet feels like it’s never going to end. I think it was one of the movies that was such a bomb it didn’t even make it a full week in theaters before being pulled. Charles Rocket was in it and I’m pretty sure doing this movie made him kill himself.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

TIL that Quentin Tarantino did an uncredited rewrite of It's Pat's script.

Also features 3 people that had small roles in Pulp Fiction. Four if you count Harvey Keitel who had a cameo that was cut.

Also, Julia Sweeney partially attributed the hardship of the film being such a failure to why she lost her faith in God.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No, ol' Jim the video store guy's words stuck with me.

You didn’t miss anything. Also according to Norm MacDonald they had a retreat for the SNL cast before the season and Chris Farley told Norm he had something very important to tell him but it was a big secret so Farley took Norm off into some room and made sure nobody else was around. Chris sat Norm down to tell him “Pat…IS A MAN!”

 

[OhDara]

My dad used to take me to this kickass local movie rental place every week and you'd get 5 movies for 5 days for 5 dollars. I wanted to rent this and my dad was like "I heard it sucks, but whatever." When I went to pay the owner was like "Go pick something else, you won't like this." I tried to argue with him and he was like "You rent Marx Bros. movies every week. I'm telling you, you're going to hate this. It's maybe the worst movie ever made and you will regret it." He was kind of heated about it. My dad was like "Put it back. If you're taking any movie recommendations you're taking them from this guy." So I probably got Duck Soup or Edward Scissorhands again for the 50th time.

The only watchable part of this movie is the 5 minutes when the Ween guys are in it

 

[RickReternal]

He somehow looks more normal in this iteration lol

Anything that obscures his head shape is going to help.

 

[cliveowen]

Also features 3 people that had small roles in Pulp Fiction. Four if you count Harvey Keitel who had a cameo that was cut.

Also, Julia Sweeney partially attributed the hardship of the film being such a failure to why she lost her faith in God.

I think Harvey must have been banging her. Her scene in pulp fiction always seemed so odd to me