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Hypothetical civil war… u faggots ready?

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
This is what the North Pole is now, it’s nothing - its just an arbitrary magnetic point in the arctic ocean.View attachment 262739
Wait where the fuck does Santa live then? The fuck is going on here? Is Santa an underwater alien?

Edit: I realized this is the wrong way of looking at this. I’ll correct it here:

It’s the white mans fault all of the ice in the North Pole melted. Maybe if they didn’t burn so many fossil fuels, converted to green energy, took vaccines, and imported more minorities you could still enjoy the North Pole. Your bigotry caused this.
 
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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Actually sweetie, the North Pole isn’t real, are you a flat earther?

Me and my best friend Eric Hildeman run the marvel universe space believers club. The moon landing was the zenith of human achievement.
Oh bitch please. When I’m not supporting immigrants rights to molest and marry white children, I am on Reddit and Facebook owning these retards. These idiots don’t even believe in science. They don’t believe what science’s best like Neil Degrasse Tyson has to say. It’s like they can’t even read the books where it’s all clearly laid out for them. So no, sweetie. I’m not a flat earther. I’m more like Tony Stark dunking on all those hick morons.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
So a man with a metal shield can easily own you? Nice weapon, stupid. Here in America we use real firearms. Youll be dead within the first 4 hours. My paint balloons will be more deadly than your little toy, child. Cant see out of your scope when its covered in Red Acrylic.
 
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TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
So a man with a metal shield can easily own you? Nice weapon, stupid. Here in America we use real firearms. Youll be dead within the first 4 hours. My paint balloons will be more deadly than your little toy, child. Can see out of your scope when its covered in Red Acrylic.
Never mind red acrylic, just get a horned up Tommy Tomlinson fired up and send him out there.
 

Turd Glider

SurvivorBrotherMan
So a man with a metal shield can easily own you? Nice weapon, stupid. Here in America we use real firearms. Youll be dead within the first 4 hours. My paint balloons will be more deadly than your little toy, child. Cant see out of your scope when its covered in Red Acrylic.
I start out stealth first man. Drones and crossbow. Don’t want to give away my bunker location.
 
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