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Hugo fan fiction finalist and alleged pedophile Paul Weimer posted erotic fiction in the early 2000s

NoBacon

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One of my friends on kiwifarms (will link his name if he wants credit) did some sleuthing on ol’ uncle Paul and came across this abomination. He found an old username he used, which linked to a blog he wrote for some gay second life blog, further delving uncovered this disgusting shit. Can someone archive it?



Tbf I'm surprised no one found them sooner they're literally posted under the name jvstin and one of them has the email header Paul Weimer so you can be sure it's him.

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Archive link if you don’t want to click the original
 
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NoBacon

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Not clicking on those links dude.
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Jenna

God ❤️s Fags
"Gaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" I started to moan, wiggling my ass, dancing it on her invading finger. Madeline looked to me with a smile, sucking harder and faster, her finger pumping and out of my ass. The sensations were incredible. Penetration was an intimate act indeed... for the receiver as well as the one who penetrates, a fact that most guys do not fully appreciate.

:prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md::prance_md:
 

Jenna

God ❤️s Fags
Madeline grinned evilly as I leaned my head up and tentatively began licking my gooey come off of her chin and around her lips. Finally, she kissed me on the mouth.

Madeline smiled to me, and I quickly dressed. It was, alas, time for me to go, again. As she walked me to her front door, she kissed me and then whispered deliciously into my ear. "Next time pet, we'll make your butt a little more... full."

What a cliffhanger!

Good authors keep the reader dying to know exactly how Madeline plans to make our hero's butt a little more full.
 

Caverlock

Nice For Here
Bahahaha.....

Star Trek erotica in this bitch:


Finally, Lisa stood up and took Paul's hand in hers. "Paul, do you
remember the physicals and samples you gave the other day?" she said, a
mischevious glint in her eye.
"Err, yeah..." Paul was a bit confused.
"Well, you never gave me a sperm sample. I think it is time you did,
don't you?" Getting the hint, he let her head him to the starkly
functional, but wide Starfleet issue bed. Not exactly a four poster bed
on a holosuite program, but Paul thought that such an experience with Lisa
could always come another time. The pair fell onto the bed, hands over
each other again. Paul's hand found its way under Lisa's teddy and onto
the spot on her back just above her butt. He began rubbing the tailbone,
causing Lisa to start to moan with pleasure as her hands continue to rub
Paul up and down.
"Oh, goddess, I need your cock in me!" Lisa exclaimed, insistently
pulling down Paul's shorts and then his boxers, freeing Paul's raging
erection. Lisa slipped back into the bed, and spread her legs open with a
smile. "Come on, biologist...time to give me your sample. Give me a
sample of your come."
 
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