Huge Jim & Sam Rant... And How Far They’ve All Plummeted…

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

I listened to the Jim & Sam show on YouTube today while doing chores.

Yes. I did. I am truly the niggerest faggot of them all. I admit it. RuPaul just called to confer that title to me and I cried like a giant, ugly, Viking autogynephiliac clutching tampons whilst watching Mean Girls.

I just wanted to hear this milktoast garbage for the first time in over a year since saggy-faced, rich, sugar grandpa Worm faggot is getting the big brown nigg boot out of Siriusly SucksM soon.

Today’s episode was honestly not as abysmally bad as I thought it would be/remembered previous ones being, but here’s the thing…

It’s…. Boring. There were a few jokes here and there but it was primarily inside joke shit that didn’t resonate outside of Travis, Davis, or whatever the asshole’s name was and the other overpaid nothings “behind the booth”!

Some penishead with a shitty, shaky, sex offender-sounding, weird puberty voice called in and impersonated the name of some douche I can’t remember with fishing jokes. I am not exaggerating. FISHING jokes.

I’m not linking the episode because it disgusts me but it’s there on YouTube. The one from today. The one that no one but me and a comatose elderly person with breathing tubes up their butt (Norton tubes) listened to.

Hideous troglodyte Sam “hyena” Roberts, who I wish was thrown into a sulfuric acid pool, cackled, as did elitist worm fagpa, who I hope dies from a giant, sharpened, metal spatula of ice monkeypox/ omicron AIDS rammed up his flatulent, foul, fun hole.

That was it. I couldn’t take any more and skipped through it but I endured close to fifty minutes of it, a record. Then I listened to a YouTube video about the history of stamps because I challenged myself that it would be more entertaining and it was. I am not exaggerating.

They discussed some dumb senator who fear mongered about Iranian drones with little evidence and some girl related to that leftist piece of shit Taylor Swift’s faggy ass who has a new podcast that supposedly almost caught up to Rogan’s for new listeners, at least, for now.

How did Worm become so knowledgeable about podcast numbers when seven years ago, he questioned whether the silos and electronic Ghostbusters smoke stacks needed for them would fit into the city???

How is it he admitted to starting his podcast five years too late on today’s show, yet did it anyway with his horse-faced, behemoth of a fetal alcohol syndrome fag wife man and to this day still plugs it? Btw, Sirius won’t even let him plug anything supposedly XD Great branding, Wormster. Great contract. Your shit career is an NDA.

He’s always so knowledgeable 4-9 years later, AFTER the fact, isn’t he?

“Sure am glad I invested all my money into Sears and Enron! The kids say there’s this new thing called Botcoin. I think I’ll sink a few cool hundred into that, what with the Walkman radios and all!”

This is the same asshole who Destroyer used to have to keep on topic instead of a 40 minute self-crack-up monologue with Ghoul about I Love Lucy, Welcome Back Kotter, and Columbo nearly every fucking day. Shit that Vietnam vets would find dated.


If those three loser assholes, or at least Worm and Ghoul, would have taken the calculated risk and gone the paywall podcast video route with an emphasis on merch, alongside other regular free YouTube clips more frequently, then they probably would have made more money in just 2-3 years than the entire past decade in their own ventures.

Also, not having every show centered around niggsies and teh trauns guuuuurls or “the good ol days” with 86 minute long Soprano wop impersonations may have improved it.


If they had held onto the talent too…McInnes eventually managed to do it with his Censored TV network, even after being censored everywhere and delineated as a white nationalist group founder by mainstream media… yet Ghoul couldn’t keep LOS or even Redbar??? Meanwhile, Gareth, Garrett, Gary, and Gupta are all getting paid 70k a year to laugh at boss’ nigger and tranny fag jokes in the back! Ho-Lee-chit! “Hahaha!!! We’re hemorrhaging money!” Nana could have done what I still do and say nigger in videos on Bitchute for free, with no flagging worries.


No.. ugly Ghoul lets Officer Asshole Keith steal half of it and Squish-Nose Lang steal the remainder, to where he had to take a loss selling his McMansion and move to the worst corner of one of the worst, most low IQ, nigg-infused Southern states, like 4 hrs from the beaches.

Meanwhile, Opinator is two steps away from a forced assisted living memory care facility he can’t afford, talking to birds or forty people on YouTube max at 5 am, and Wormfag played it safe, got slowly frozen out of his contract until it kept diminishing, and now has a giant alien, Aryan homo taking half of it all with a tiny rat dog urinating on his $800 kike Kiss posters.

What a bunch of assholes.



Are even the old clips now ruined for anyone else too?


What was the point in keeping J & S on for ten years for 300-600 regular listeners max?


How much did they pay Worm? 70k, now down to 45?


Why am I asking so many questions?


I can’t listen to the old stuff anymore, but seriously.. pick 2 minutes of any Jocktober, EVER, or even a random Patrice or Vos riff and it’s like a different universe of quality compared to this garbage. Elegant Elliot Offen’s crazy ass on asshole Stern from the old days is radio gold compared to their recent stuff. Ron and Fez’s Shock & Jock bit honestly is more riveting than anything any of these guys have done in nearly ten years.

To cap off the thankfully dying, moribund Worm & Troglodyte show (featuring Bill, Joe, Ted, Tom, Travis, Mavis, Davis, Bevis, Soraya, Shania, Montoya, Mauricio, Miguel, Malakai and Montel, as well as the 125 other forgettable “producers”, interns, and lackey peasants who they’d force to fetch their filet mignon, “vegan” egg whites and caramel fraps)…

They’ve basically been a largely NAHT FUNNY news/political fence-sitting commentary show that even your great grandmother would find monotonous.


It’s just a shit version of talk radio. C-SPAN is more edgy. Old ladies that knit blankets for cats are more of rebels and trendsetters.
People staring at walls are more compelling.

I am angry at myself for having ever been a fan of any of them.

Thanks for reading my essay and I’m glad that therapeutic, kind, humane safe spaces like this exist in the cruel, hateful world! Love you, guuuuurlz! Trans power!! BLM!! Free Palestine!!!

 

[Mustard]

 

[fusciasomething]

I listened to a clip with Ms Pat to see what she said about Jim's husband and I swear Sam said the large Viking man was "pretty". From what I remember they were too embarrassed to state to Ms Pat that Jim married a mentally ill man which I think shows their true feelings. JIm's wikipedia should just read "delusional faggot"

 

[Vito Carlucci]

I stopped reading after I saw the word “milktoast.”

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

I listened to a clip with Ms Pat to see what she said about Jim's husband and I swear Sam said the large Viking man was "pretty". From what I remember they were too embarrassed to state to Ms Pat that Jim married a mentally ill man which I think shows their true feelings. JIm's wikipedia should just read "delusional faggot"

Dude.. I don’t care if I get flamed for this because I can recognize if someone looks attractive even if I’m not attracted to them, so here goes… Blaire White, who is also a bio man, was very pretty a few years ago, before she got too surgeried out like all the other trannies with money seem to. Her body is still in super good shape and looks femme too. Narrow shoulders, the whole thing.

Bailey Jay like 7 years ago was also a femme looker, and I’d even put Sue Lightning on a decently high tier for the frankentrans.

Some Brazilian trannies look like that too. A few could pass for super hot chicas.

Wormfag’s wife Olaf? No, guuuurl. He’s in very good shape. He’s tall. I’ll give him that, but his shoulders are wider than a fucking linebacker’s. Look at the insta pics/vids, which he hasn’t been posting lately since he’s addicted to Xannies now. He seriously has shoulders wider than Rhode Island and his back is huge. You can see it when he stands full body and sits down. Even the Revenge of the Cis guys said this a year ago.

The face? There are some rare pics, with TONS, globs of makeup where he has looked somewhat pretty/feminine from a distance or at certain angles but if he’s wearing little makeup or especially none, his elongated manly face is terrifyingly apparent. It was gruesome in the argument vid.

Even with the loads of makeup, he still looks mad ugly most of the time. He looks like some giant Finnish boy who just started doing drag. I’ve met Norwegians online and irl and even though he is, he doesn’t look like them. He looks like a fucking Norse horse man skin walker. The fags call it “skag drag” (I used to be a leftist and did shrooms with weird circles of people), basically, shitty stereotypical whore makeup, bad bone structure, and gaudy fashion. He’s all three.

He’s a big ugly boy is what I’m saying and if he’s that bad looking on camera, can you imagine how scary he would be to behold in real life?? Id like to think how easy it would be to just punch him but maybe his cinder block face would freeze anyone in fear!!! I would rather marry a Yeti in a dress personally, more feminine and better conversational skills.

It’s one reason I never fucked trannies, as much as a degenerate as I am.. the giant shoulders scare/disgust me and almost all trannies, especially now, have them. I don’t even find the dick thing, which is still creepy, as aesthetically disturbing as that for some reason. It’s like you’re dating a soccer field in a wig. Like seeing your mom or sister with Hulk Hogan in his prime’s body attached. Creepy eepie, and even the queers who like manly men or twink fags feel horror and disgust for the trans creatures!!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I listened to a clip with Ms Pat to see what she said about Jim's husband and I swear Sam said the large Viking man was "pretty". From what I remember they were too embarrassed to state to Ms Pat that Jim married a mentally ill man which I think shows their true feelings. JIm's wikipedia should just read "delusional faggot"

The dumbest trick Jimmy ever pulled was convincing himself everyone doesn't see him as a raging homosexual. Yes, everyone is apparently OK with playing along and pretending Jimmy's strapping Nordic he-bride is a girl, but obviously none of them actually believe that themselves. Behind closed doors, it must be totally hilarious when his comic pals start ripping on Jimmy's depraved novelty marriage. It's a bizarre situation that could only be happening at this point in history.

 

[fusciasomething]

It’s one reason I never fucked trannies, as much as a degenerate as I am.. the giant shoulders scare/disgust me and almost all trannies, especially now, have them. I don’t even find the dick thing, which is still creepy, as aesthetically disturbing as that for some reason. It’s like you’re dating a soccer field in a wig. Like seeing your mom or sister with Hulk Hogan in his prime’s body attached. Creepy eepie, and even the queers who like manly men or twink fags feel horror and disgust for the trans creatures!!

You are lost my friend. I can' believe I have to say this but a dick is the biggest and non negotiable deal breaker for straight men, degeneracy isn't an excuse.

 

[Vito Carlucci]

The dumbest trick Jimmy ever pulled was convincing himself everyone doesn't see him as a raging homosexual. Yes, everyone is apparently OK with playing along and pretending Jimmy's strapping Nordic he-bride is a girl, but obviously none of them actually believe that themselves. Behind closed doors, it must be totally hilarious when his comic pals start ripping on Jimmy's depraved novelty marriage. It's a bizarre situation that could only be happening at this point in history.

He’s not gay, dude. He wishes he was gay. If he was gay, he’d just say “I’m gay.”

 

[Africa.com]

That's a lot of words when you could have just said "IT STINKS." If brevity is the soul of wit, you are out of yours.

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

You are lost my friend. I can' believe I have to say this but a dick is the biggest and non negotiable deal breaker for straight men, degeneracy isn't an excuse.

Lol. I hear ya. Not a big fan of dick but somehow the giant shoulders still creep me out more. There should be a new term for that kind of fear. Horizontalrotaryphobia?

Also, wouldn’t it be nice to have a wife who’s an insufferable elitist asshole who is proud to never work and who has shoulders wider than the eastern seaboard? One who’s only with you for money and because no one in his inbred village would date him?

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

That's a lot of words when you could have just said "IT STINKS." If brevity is the soul of wit, you are out of yours.

I had to tell the full tale.. even if only a paltry 3 people fully read it, which is more than Jim & Sam’s audience at this point. Also, I don’t like using words than involve foul scents. That’s fag Norton’s fetish. He likes to pleasure himself to male flatulence, including his own, and connects his C-PAP machine to his man wife’s bungholr each night. He’s always had a gas fetish.

 

[Africa.com]

I had to tell the full tale.. even if only a paltry 3 people fully read it, which is more than Jim & Sam’s audience at this point. Also, I don’t like using words than involve foul scents. That’s fag Norton’s fetish. He likes to pleasure himself to male flatulence, including his own, and connects his C-PAP machine to his man wife’s bungholr each night. He’s always had a gas fetish.

Well if the show was boring, what is your novella about that boring show, sir?

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Lol. I hear ya. Not a big fan of dick but somehow the giant shoulders still creep me out more. There should be a new term for that kind of fear. Horizontalrotaryphobia?

Also, wouldn’t it be nice to have a wife who’s an insufferable elitist asshole who is proud to never work and who has shoulders wider than the eastern seaboard? One who’s only with you for money and because no one in his inbred village would date him?

Probably because you can see them.

I’ve swiped accidentally on trannies on dating apps before because some of them are very passing, especially on apps where the whole point is to just swipe and cast a net.

If you see a man, you know there’s supposed to be a dick there; if you see a woman, you know there’s supposed to be a pussy there.

If you saw a tranny with a cock, you’d probably be turned-off instantly. However, since most trannies don’t just show off their meat (unless they’re trying to get a green-card from a piss-drinking faggot) all you’re left with is their other outside features.

Since women are typically smaller than men in stature and frame, you’re likely crossing into “uncanny valley-like” territory by seeing what you think is a woman, but who happens to be build like a lacrosse player. (Or even worse, the trannies who decide to go full bodybuilder bull-dyke)

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

The dumbest trick Jimmy ever pulled was convincing himself everyone doesn't see him as a raging homosexual. Yes, everyone is apparently OK with playing along and pretending Jimmy's strapping Nordic he-bride is a girl, but obviously none of them actually believe that themselves. Behind closed doors, it must be totally hilarious when his comic pals start ripping on Jimmy's depraved novelty marriage. It's a bizarre situation that could only be happening at this point in history.

I’m a chatty Kathy tonight. You’re right. There’s no way that Colin, Vos, and all these fuckers don’t feel some level of genuine disgust or at least embarrassment for him.

If he’s a degen who can only get it up for cocks in frocks then that’s one thing. Not my thing and prob not a healthy thing for him or society on a biological level, but at least he’s honest about THAT.

But a former cam/sex worker with no life experience who’s half your age and a foot taller than you? That’s just sexually depraved stupidity.

If I was his friend, I’d literally tell him that, stop being friends with him, and publicly talk about why it’s such a humiliating mismatch for both of them.

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

Well if the show was boring, what is your novella about that boring show, sir?

Melmoth The Wanderer… or, in Jim’s case.. The Anally Conquered Worm!

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

Probably because you can see them.

I’ve swiped accidentally on trannies on dating apps before because some of them are very passing, especially on apps where the whole point is to just swipe and cast a net.

If you see a man, you know there’s supposed to be a dick there; if you see a woman, you know there’s supposed to be a pussy there.

If you saw a tranny with a cock, you’d probably be turned-off instantly. However, since most trannies don’t just show off their meat (unless they’re trying to get a green-card from a piss-drinking faggot) all you’re left with is their other outside features.

Since women are typically smaller than men in stature and frame, you’re likely crossing into “uncanny valley-like” territory by seeing what you think is a woman, but who happens to be build like a lacrosse player. (Or even worse, the trannies who decide to go full bodybuilder bull-dyke)

I seriously need to hire you as my therapist and I don’t even believe in therapy! You nailed it perfectly! Just like worm’s sagging jowls are nailed by ugly, giant, tranny dick each night! Or how worm’s career in radio has had its last nail in the coffin! Get it? Hehehe. Ho Lee chit!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I’m a chatty Kathy tonight. You’re right. There’s no way that Colin, Vos, and all these fuckers don’t feel some level of genuine disgust or at least embarrassment for him.

If he’s a degen who can only get it up for cocks in frocks then that’s one thing. Not my thing and prob not a healthy thing for him or society on a biological level, but at least he’s honest about THAT.

But a former cam/sex worker with no life experience who’s half your age and a foot taller than you? That’s just sexually depraved stupidity.

If I was his friend, I’d literally tell him that, stop being friends with him, and publicly talk about why it’s such a humiliating mismatch for both of them.

Jim knows a lot of people in those circles, and regardless of how libtarded they may be, every one of them has snickered and guffawed at Norton and his towering young he-bride. How could they not?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

How far can someone plummet when you're already as low as Jim and Sam?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I listened to the Jim & Sam show on YouTube today while doing chores.

Yes. I did. I am truly the niggerest faggot of them all. I admit it. RuPaul just called to confer that title to me and I cried like a giant, ugly, Viking autogynephiliac clutching tampons whilst watching Mean Girls.

I just wanted to hear this milktoast garbage for the first time in over a year since saggy-faced, rich, sugar grandpa Worm faggot is getting the big brown nigg boot out of Siriusly SucksM soon.

Today’s episode was honestly not as abysmally bad as I thought it would be/remembered previous ones being, but here’s the thing…

It’s…. Boring. There were a few jokes here and there but it was primarily inside joke shit that didn’t resonate outside of Travis, Davis, or whatever the asshole’s name was and the other overpaid nothings “behind the booth”!

Some penishead with a shitty, shaky, sex offender-sounding, weird puberty voice called in and impersonated the name of some douche I can’t remember with fishing jokes. I am not exaggerating. FISHING jokes.

I’m not linking the episode because it disgusts me but it’s there on YouTube. The one from today. The one that no one but me and a comatose elderly person with breathing tubes up their butt (Norton tubes) listened to.

Hideous troglodyte Sam “hyena” Roberts, who I wish was thrown into a sulfuric acid pool, cackled, as did elitist worm fagpa, who I hope dies from a giant, sharpened, metal spatula of ice monkeypox/ omicron AIDS rammed up his flatulent, foul, fun hole.

That was it. I couldn’t take any more and skipped through it but I endured close to fifty minutes of it, a record. Then I listened to a YouTube video about the history of stamps because I challenged myself that it would be more entertaining and it was. I am not exaggerating.

They discussed some dumb senator who fear mongered about Iranian drones with little evidence and some girl related to that leftist piece of shit Taylor Swift’s faggy ass who has a new podcast that supposedly almost caught up to Rogan’s for new listeners, at least, for now.

How did Worm become so knowledgeable about podcast numbers when seven years ago, he questioned whether the silos and electronic Ghostbusters smoke stacks needed for them would fit into the city???

How is it he admitted to starting his podcast five years too late on today’s show, yet did it anyway with his horse-faced, behemoth of a fetal alcohol syndrome fag wife man and to this day still plugs it? Btw, Sirius won’t even let him plug anything supposedly XD Great branding, Wormster. Great contract. Your shit career is an NDA.

He’s always so knowledgeable 4-9 years later, AFTER the fact, isn’t he?

“Sure am glad I invested all my money into Sears and Enron! The kids say there’s this new thing called Botcoin. I think I’ll sink a few cool hundred into that, what with the Walkman radios and all!”

This is the same asshole who Destroyer used to have to keep on topic instead of a 40 minute self-crack-up monologue with Ghoul about I Love Lucy, Welcome Back Kotter, and Columbo nearly every fucking day. Shit that Vietnam vets would find dated.


If those three loser assholes, or at least Worm and Ghoul, would have taken the calculated risk and gone the paywall podcast video route with an emphasis on merch, alongside other regular free YouTube clips more frequently, then they probably would have made more money in just 2-3 years than the entire past decade in their own ventures.

Also, not having every show centered around niggsies and teh trauns guuuuurls or “the good ol days” with 86 minute long Soprano wop impersonations may have improved it.


If they had held onto the talent too…McInnes eventually managed to do it with his Censored TV network, even after being censored everywhere and delineated as a white nationalist group founder by mainstream media… yet Ghoul couldn’t keep LOS or even Redbar??? Meanwhile, Gareth, Garrett, Gary, and Gupta are all getting paid 70k a year to laugh at boss’ nigger and tranny fag jokes in the back! Ho-Lee-chit! “Hahaha!!! We’re hemorrhaging money!” Nana could have done what I still do and say nigger in videos on Bitchute for free, with no flagging worries.


No.. ugly Ghoul lets Officer Asshole Keith steal half of it and Squish-Nose Lang steal the remainder, to where he had to take a loss selling his McMansion and move to the worst corner of one of the worst, most low IQ, nigg-infused Southern states, like 4 hrs from the beaches.

Meanwhile, Opinator is two steps away from a forced assisted living memory care facility he can’t afford, talking to birds or forty people on YouTube max at 5 am, and Wormfag played it safe, got slowly frozen out of his contract until it kept diminishing, and now has a giant alien, Aryan homo taking half of it all with a tiny rat dog urinating on his $800 kike Kiss posters.

What a bunch of assholes.



Are even the old clips now ruined for anyone else too?


What was the point in keeping J & S on for ten years for 300-600 regular listeners max?


How much did they pay Worm? 70k, now down to 45?


Why am I asking so many questions?


I can’t listen to the old stuff anymore, but seriously.. pick 2 minutes of any Jocktober, EVER, or even a random Patrice or Vos riff and it’s like a different universe of quality compared to this garbage. Elegant Elliot Offen’s crazy ass on asshole Stern from the old days is radio gold compared to their recent stuff. Ron and Fez’s Shock & Jock bit honestly is more riveting than anything any of these guys have done in nearly ten years.

To cap off the thankfully dying, moribund Worm & Troglodyte show (featuring Bill, Joe, Ted, Tom, Travis, Mavis, Davis, Bevis, Soraya, Shania, Montoya, Mauricio, Miguel, Malakai and Montel, as well as the 125 other forgettable “producers”, interns, and lackey peasants who they’d force to fetch their filet mignon, “vegan” egg whites and caramel fraps)…

They’ve basically been a largely NAHT FUNNY news/political fence-sitting commentary show that even your great grandmother would find monotonous.


It’s just a shit version of talk radio. C-SPAN is more edgy. Old ladies that knit blankets for cats are more of rebels and trendsetters.
People staring at walls are more compelling.

I am angry at myself for having ever been a fan of any of them.

Thanks for reading my essay and I’m glad that therapeutic, kind, humane safe spaces like this exist in the cruel, hateful world! Love you, guuuuurlz! Trans power!! BLM!! Free Palestine!!!

I took 9 grams of "enigma" Mushrooms and watched a Patrick S Tomlinson documentary, child

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

. Jim's name should be legally changed to "delusional faggot"