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How will Ricky spend Inauguration Day?

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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Kelly made one of those stupid "x organization makes 500 million in profit, you could give everyone in the country a million and have 150 million left over!" Arguments, right?

No he was thinking about renting out his apartment room as an airbnb so he could make 1 million a year if he rented it out everyday of the year or something.
 

SFWA liaison

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BUBBLER

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4 lines of setup, making sure to mention he's being a good BlueSky user and not mentioning Orange Man's forbidden name, and avoiding everything about him

one line of very insightful "can you believe this???"

stick to "this day in scifi" posts that can be replaced by a script, retard
His hands not even stretched out.what a shitty nazi
 

Jenna

personality dialysis
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You can tell how excited and giddy he is right now. Those halcyon days of 2016-2020 are back again, when he'd spend every day following Trump's antics. Getting attention and validation for all his sassy TDS tweets, with a fresh new case of Musk Derangement Syndrome to boot.

Oh, it's only a matter of time before Mark Ruffalo likes something and he can brag about how the Avengers look to him for guidance.
 

Hardcore Jewish Nihilism

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Who has $13.12 just sitting around?
I splurged on a plain jane Dom P once; the $250 jawn. NBD, figured I'd save it for a special occasion that could happen within a decade (since it's not advisable to keep champagne for more than 10 years as there's no real benefit to it, in regards to aging). Wound up breaking that and cracking it open one NYE, as there was a girl I was trying to bang so wanted to stunt, etc....

Point it: I'm FAR from a millionaire, and I probably make what Pat CLAIMS to make. He has all of the opportunities to not look like a fucking rube, and yet HERE WE ARE AGAIN, celebrating "democracy" with carbonated box wine in a bottle. He didn't even have to go for Dom P; he coulda gone for a Tsarine Gold Brut or a Billecart Salmon Brut Rose, which are both under $100 bucks and fantastic options. Get a fucking Pét-Nat for all I care. JUST STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT, ALL OF THE TIME, EVERY SINGLE DAY.


God DAMN I hate him so much...​

 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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I splurged on a plain jane Dom P once; the $250 jawn. NBD, figured I'd save it for a special occasion that could happen within a decade (since it's not advisable to keep champagne for more than 10 years as there's no real benefit to it, in regards to aging). Wound up breaking that and cracking it open one NYE, as there was a girl I was trying to bang so wanted to stunt, etc....

Point it: I'm FAR from a millionaire, and I probably make what Pat CLAIMS to make. He has all of the opportunities to not look like a fucking rube, and yet HERE WE ARE AGAIN, celebrating "democracy" with carbonated box wine in a bottle. He didn't even have to go for Dom P; he coulda gone for a Tsarine Gold Brut or a Billecart Salmon Brut Rose, which are both under $100 bucks and fantastic options. Get a fucking Pét-Nat for all I care. JUST STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT, ALL OF THE TIME, EVERY SINGLE DAY.


God DAMN I hate him so much...​

I'm sure that you used the finest solo cups money could afford
 

Josef Kuminski

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I splurged on a plain jane Dom P once; the $250 jawn. NBD, figured I'd save it for a special occasion that could happen within a decade (since it's not advisable to keep champagne for more than 10 years as there's no real benefit to it, in regards to aging). Wound up breaking that and cracking it open one NYE, as there was a girl I was trying to bang so wanted to stunt, etc....

Point it: I'm FAR from a millionaire, and I probably make what Pat CLAIMS to make. He has all of the opportunities to not look like a fucking rube, and yet HERE WE ARE AGAIN, celebrating "democracy" with carbonated box wine in a bottle. He didn't even have to go for Dom P; he coulda gone for a Tsarine Gold Brut or a Billecart Salmon Brut Rose, which are both under $100 bucks and fantastic options. Get a fucking Pét-Nat for all I care. JUST STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT, ALL OF THE TIME, EVERY SINGLE DAY.


God DAMN I hate him so much...​

You think the guy who wore a Captain America shirt while in Paris and dragged his wife to a concentration camp during their honeymoon would understand anything about class? My brother in Christ, he’s a fucking rube who happened to marry another rube whose mom happens to have money. He’s still that retarded faggot from the middle of non where.

Edit: no where.
 
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