How will Prince Alan murder Jim Norton when it all goes wrong?

[The Sue Deal]

The rumbling of Jim's Darth Vader level apnea mask and ENIAC machine sized power unit probably drowns out all but the most violent and ear piercing screams from anyone. Norton sleeps with an apnea machine like he's Neo being plugged into the Matrix. "How many migs did you shoot down last week?".

It was either you or @HH Brother who got my ribs by describing Jim having a butt plug in and sleep apnea machine on as plugged into the Matrix. I gotta find it.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I think they stay together until he dies so he can get the (probably) 2.5 million dollar Norton fortune. What does it have to lose? He was jacking off on camera in Norway for 100 dollars a day. He just hit the lotto. Hell also be treated very well and pampered until Jim’s death. Probably still cam and make money off whatever gay content they put out. Dudes lucky tbh.

I bet Jim had to pay some amount to convince 'her' to retire that she keeps no matter what. That's why they "broke up, because she told him she was going to keep cam whoring and hooking unless he took care of her with that payment then paid for her to live the lifestyle she wants. Jim probably spent the intervening years scraping up the amount so he could pretend he had a real wife. So if they divorce Hercules walks away with probably 1mil and Jim will be even more bitter and hate filled.

 

[HH Brother]

It was either you or @HH Brother who got my ribs by describing Jim having a butt plug in and sleep apnea machine on as plugged into the Matrix. I gotta find it.

Wasn't me, brother. But that's quality work.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Wasn't me, brother. But that's quality work.

“Norton plugs into the Matrix to go to sleep. The apnea mask and machine, dual cooling mattress, and butt plug or vibrating egg. Imagine sleeping next to a guy who is locked in like a fighter pilot. And snores like a V8 engine on full blast. To quote Tony Soprano, "how many migs you shoot down this week?".”

 

[HH Brother]

“Norton plugs into the Matrix to go to sleep. The apnea mask and machine, dual cooling mattress, and butt plug or vibrating egg. Imagine sleeping next to a guy who is locked in like a fighter pilot. And snores like a V8 engine on full blast. To quote Tony Soprano, "how many migs you shoot down this week?".”

Did he still wear that ridiculous thing when he was starving himself like a woman, brother?

You work four hours a day and can't be asked to... I dunno... workout enough where you're not either emaciated or obese?

 

[Jizz]

i remember norton had a couple of hot babes as his physical trainers. prince alan probably got jealous and made him fire them!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

How do you fucking queers even think to call this creature with a ten inch cock a “she”

Dat's da bit!!!

 

[Imager]

I think Jim's wife will spike his salt with sugar, giving him diabetus

 

[Guest]

Jim’s wife is seen in several Instagram reels drinking champagne like a college girl. Then she kisses him. That’s clearly a relapse. Remember, he had to recoil in terror when a shot was passed in front of his face lest he LOSE CONTROL from smelling it. Only a matter of time now funsters.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I hope baby boy didn't insist on a pre nup.

Any shot there was a prenup?

Great minds think a lot!

That pussy would never risk losing his husband. No way he got the prenup just the prep and the Preeeeee!!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I hope Alan will first kill Norton’s soul by destroying everything he owns, before the Frankenstein turns on Norton himself.

 

[hikomow633]

It was either you or @HH Brother who got my ribs by describing Jim having a butt plug in and sleep apnea machine on as plugged into the Matrix. I gotta find it.

Who needs butt plugs when you've got prince alan by your side.