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How will Prince Alan murder Jim Norton when it all goes wrong?

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Most likely Norton will die from hemorrhaging when his rectum is irreparably torn by Alan’s 10” piece, but let’s say that doesn’t happen.

The happy couple gets in a big fight. How does Alan end it?

Personally I see him caving Jim’s skull in with an iron. Thoughts?
 

HeyItsVos

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Quick jerk to the neck. Norton doesn’t feel a thing.
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Ladynyahh

The Hasidic Homeboy
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Most likely Norton will die from hemorrhaging when his rectum is irreparably torn by Alan’s 10” piece, but let’s say that doesn’t happen.

The happy couple gets in a big fight. How does Alan end it?

Personally I see him caving Jim’s skull in with an iron. Thoughts?
We can only hope for a perforated colon like that poor gentleman (RIP) in that Mr. Hands video
 
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