How to fuck with Fatrick's Amazon sales

[Will Tate]

i guess it’s more woke than saying it’s for immigrants and blacks

Wrong once again, child. Nigger can't read, what good is a library to them?
You have been instructed to stop posting on this forum, continuing to do so constitutes felony criminal telephone harassment of Mama Raven's special important genius boy.

 

[Jenna]

I returned a shirt once because it didn't fit. Really motherfucked Old Navy on that one, the employee told me this was coming out of her paycheck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Don't ever tell people how to do this."

You just did, Pat. You fat fucking idiot.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

@NikkisCrustyGusset would probs buy that

Lol, not quite but there's a big market for degenerate guys who buy worn /pissy knickers at a premium price and all so if its pissed on...theres a buyer for it.

Trying to get through his awful books with the sharp whiff of stale piss would make it easier. At least you'd have something to focus on other than magnificent work like Firstname Lastname making sure Space McDonalds doesn't forget her apple pie....

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

In order to post a review of his works he can’t have stricken from the record you have to buy it, now if you buy it used the seller makes money and Pat gets no royalties, so that’s the best loophole there is, besides buying and returning it of course. How pretentious of this bitch to think that something I bought can’t just be returned if I don’t want it anymore. She’s worse than Pat honestly. Maybe we need some Lit Crit of her works….

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

It is pretty interesting that Pat doesnt seem to care about the local crimes that happen in his backyard because some of the bigger crimes have been from POCs and he turns a blind eye while bitching about other states where he doesnt even vote. He has no consistency with his views.

I wonder, genuinely, what he would do if he was victim of a home burglary and was asked to press charges against the melaninated gentlemen accused of it...

Or if a negress mugged Nikki... Or him, he's a fucking wimp... What would his reaction be, what would his stance be on Twitter vs what he ACTUALLY does about it...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder, genuinely, what he would do if he was victim of a home burglary and was asked to press charges against the melaninated gentlemen accused of it...

Or if a negress mugged Nikki... Or him, he's a fucking wimp... What would his reaction be, what would his stance be on Twitter vs what he ACTUALLY does about it...

He would probably chalk it up to "reparations" and feel he did a good a deed by letting himself get robbed. His logic is so inconsistent.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kind of funny to see an “author” shit on libraries. Also, didn’t Pat recently ask for someone to give him a streaming user name / password to use? That’s stealing, child.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He would probably chalk it up to "reparations" and feel he did a good a deed by letting himself get robbed. His logic is so inconsistent.

'' No, wrong again stlaker, I actually was quickly paying him reparations. He was in a hurry so I let him take my wallet, phone and laptop. I want him to write about his family's history on my laptop. It was a gift from one author to another. ''

'' Delusions again stlaker. He didn't punch me in the face, trip me to the ground & kick my ribs in until 4 of them broke. There is no report stlaker. He had a small seizure, so I gladly stopped his flailing fist with my nose, then I broke his fall with my tough physique and then he tripped while he was getting up. 8 times. You are mentally ill stlaker. I was not mugged. These are your delusions again stlaker''

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

only reason i would get one of his books is to piss on it and i doubt amazon would take it back after that

I'll take it off you

 

[Stent]

Did someone in Hooligans demand their money back after he hand-sold them a copy of his oriental prostitute fetish space drama?

 

[FurBurger]

I bet he torrents movies

I bet he's too stupid to know how.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

What you do is buy a book, take a shit in it while writing the N word everywhere you can, and send it back to Patrick.

 

[guest]

So one of two things are true. As stated before, she sold so few that returning a couple really motherfucked her, OR she sold a relatively decent amount and her books suck so hard that they're being returned in droves.

 

[guest]

Damn, I hope nobody does this. Pat might lose the $75 or so he's earned in the last 6 months across all his books.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

So one of two things are true. As stated before, she sold so few that returning a couple really motherfucked her, OR she sold a relatively decent amount and her books so hard that they're being returned in droves.

I’m guessing it’s the first item…

Product Details​

• ASIN: B09RQKT1V2
• Publisher: Lisa's Lair (May 2, 2022)
• Publication date: May 2, 2022
• Language: English
• File size: 3113 KB
• Simultaneous device usage: Unlimited
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Screen Reader: Supported
• Enhanced typesetting: Enabled
• X-Ray: Not Enabled
• Word Wise: Enabled
• Print length: 366 pages
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon.com Sales Rank #205,299 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
  #961 in Domestic Thrillers (Kindle Store)
  #990 in Horror Suspense
  #2,029 in Genetic Engineering Science Fiction eBooks

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Btw absolutely HUGE Covfefe for Piggy, he made it into the top 6,615 of Space Marine Science Fiction Books! In the Black indeed, child.

Product information​

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Publisher	‎Tor Trade (October 13, 2020)
Language	‎English
Paperback	‎352 pages
ISBN-10	‎1250302757
ISBN-13	‎978-1250302755
Item Weight	‎11.4 ounces
Dimensions	‎5.62 x 0.88 x 8.26 inches
Best Sellers Rank	#1,535,811 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #6,614 in Space Marine Science Fiction #25,833 in Science Fiction Adventures
Customer Reviews	4.3 out of 5 stars 169Reviews

 

[guest]

I’m guessing it’s the first item…


[HEADING=2]Product Details[/HEADING]

• ASIN: B09RQKT1V2
• Publisher: Lisa's Lair (May 2, 2022)
• Publication date: May 2, 2022
• Language: English
• File size: 3113 KB
• Simultaneous device usage: Unlimited
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Screen Reader: Supported
• Enhanced typesetting: Enabled
• X-Ray: Not Enabled
• Word Wise: Enabled
• Print length: 366 pages
• Lending: Enabled
• Amazon.com Sales Rank #205,299 in Kindle Store ([URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/digital-text/ref=pd_zg_ts_digital-text']See Top 100 in Kindle Store[/URL])
  #961 in [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/digital-text/17744539011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_digital-text']Domestic Thrillers (Kindle Store)[/URL]
  #990 in [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/digital-text/7130636011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_digital-text']Horror Suspense[/URL]
  #2,029 in [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/digital-text/6809439011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_digital-text']Genetic Engineering Science Fiction eBooks[/URL]

Not good at all, but it's a barn burner compared to Pat.

 

[guest]

Btw absolutely HUGE Covfefe for Piggy, he made it into the top 6,615 of Space Marine Science Fiction Books! In the Black indeed, child.


[HEADING=2]Product information[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3][/HEADING]

Publisher	‎Tor Trade (October 13, 2020)
Language	‎English
Paperback	‎352 pages
ISBN-10	‎1250302757
ISBN-13	‎978-1250302755
Item Weight	‎11.4 ounces
Dimensions	‎5.62 x 0.88 x 8.26 inches
Best Sellers Rank	#1,535,811 in Books ([URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/ref=pd_zg_ts_books']See Top 100 in Books[/URL]) #6,614 in [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/10387339011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_books']Space Marine Science Fiction[/URL] #25,833 in [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/16273/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_books']Science Fiction Adventures[/URL]
Customer Reviews	4.3 out of 5 stars [URL='https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/1250302757/ref=mw_dp_cr']169Reviews[/URL]

It amazes me that there's enough Space Marine Sci-fi books for him to be that low.