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How to cope as an incel?

TravisPickle

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
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gassers said:
We are bit of a pariah in our community, and I don't want to get married for life, and divorce here is bigger headache than getting married.

I don't believe in arrange marriages anyways.

It's fine tbh. It's not that big of a deal as I have imagined in my mind.
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I still laugh about that picture you commented on, with the black guy sitting in the corner all sad on his phone. (Thats me getting depressed talking to picklerickle about women)

Like Imager said, hop on a plane and go somewhere for a while. Clear your head. New environment, new thoughts, new attitudes.
 
CuntFucker

CuntFucker

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Stop being an incel, so you won't have to cope. You only get 1 life and you are just going to give up? If you are an ugly arab I would begin by lowering your standards to someone on the same level looks-wise, clean your room etc. and get a job in another country or something, 3rd worlders get EZ state money in western states. Stop making excuses for everything. If you are negative and just sit here like the other freaks here constantly being negative you will be giving this off like a bad aura and nobody will want to be around you. People only want to be around other people who are happy and women will gravitate towards you if you if you are giving off positive energy rather than schizo incel energy. Stop posting about jewish conspiracies and red pills it is warping your mind and making it impossible for you to get SEX! Give booby give pussy wahh wahh!
 
chocolatehellhole

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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CuntFucker said:
Stop being an incel, so you won't have to cope. You only get 1 life and you are just going to give up? If you are an ugly arab I would begin by lowering your standards to someone on the same level looks-wise, clean your room etc. and get a job in another country or something, 3rd worlders get EZ state money in western states. Stop making excuses for everything. If you are negative and just sit here like the other freaks here constantly being negative you will be giving this off like a bad aura and nobody will want to be around you. People only want to be around other people who are happy and women will gravitate towards you if you if you are giving off positive energy rather than schizo incel energy. Stop posting about jewish conspiracies and red pills it is warping your mind and making it impossible for you to get SEX! Give booby give pussy wahh wahh!
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Cugine

Cugine

I am typing this teary eyed crying and shaking
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Wisconsin.gov said:
You are Indonesian (majority Muslim) but your family is Christian converts or from one of dem non-Muslim minority groups.

You live in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, or Sharjah (UAE)

You will never migrate to a place like Canada because you dont have enough (qualifications/credentials/experience/savings/familial connections) to be eligible for a residency permit (the same barriers exist for you obtaining a US green card).

You are not in a conflict zone (UAE/The Gulf) to qualify for asylum. You can try the LGBT-persecution route, but I doubt you are that desperate (maybe you are? Anyway there are alot of fake homo refugees here).

Enjoy the baby noise advice and banter ITT, but I have ya figured out gassers, more than anyone else...just go to Indonesia or the Philippines, and find yourself one of them East Timorese or Christian Indoneians...or a Filipino girl who will appreciate the standard of living improvements you can provide.

The Gulf Arab states do immigration right, they want you there adding value to their economy, they dgaf about your social dynamics, but you have no one but yourself to blame for being weak, more so for this masochist need to broadcast your weaknesses to strangers.
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This is one of your most astute vibe checks. I figured him to be South East Asian because he looks down on South Asian streetshitters (the nerve) but figured he was Filipino because there are millions of them in the Arab world.

I know one particular Filipino who came here from the UAE on a student visa and has now applied for permanent residency. @gassers could go that route and come here to do a minimum wage paying job whilst doing a bullshit diploma and apply for permanent residency but we have enough immigrants already.
 
Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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Wisconsin.gov said:
You are Indonesian (majority Muslim) but your family is Christian converts or from one of dem non-Muslim minority groups.

You live in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, or Sharjah (UAE)

You will never migrate to a place like Canada because you dont have enough (qualifications/credentials/experience/savings/familial connections) to be eligible for a residency permit (the same barriers exist for you obtaining a US green card).

You are not in a conflict zone (UAE/The Gulf) to qualify for asylum. You can try the LGBT-persecution route, but I doubt you are that desperate (maybe you are? Anyway there are alot of fake homo refugees here).

Enjoy the baby noise advice and banter ITT, but I have ya figured out gassers, more than anyone else...just go to Indonesia or the Philippines, and find yourself one of them East Timorese or Christian Indoneians...or a Filipino girl who will appreciate the standard of living improvements you can provide.

The Gulf Arab states do immigration right, they want you there adding value to their economy, they dgaf about your social dynamics, but you have no one but yourself to blame for being weak, more so for this masochist need to broadcast your weaknesses to strangers.
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@gassers Do not listen to this man, he lives in fucking Canada, a country that literally anyone with a pulse can get a PR in.

You want to live the same substandard frozen liberal shithole life as him? Easy:

- Save up $60,000 CAD (which is around $15.23 American) for 2 years of international tuition and board

- Apply to some bullshit 2 year Canadian "College" program designed for immigrants who want to exploit this route where they pass anyone with a pulse

- Graduate and be automatically granted a Post Graduate Work Permit for the next 3 years, which is basically guaranteed to lead to PR within 5 years, 80% of all PGWP holders gain PR.

Congratulations, you will have followed the path of millions of stinky browns and jungle asians before you, and can now live in shitty liberal cuck squalor amongst assholes like @Wisconsin.gov
 
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