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Opster wants a lindsay
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How the fawk (dan: opie/chip version of fuck) do you meet anyone on a dating app?
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Opester's got some cock...
Have you considered telling her that you would "rut in her shit" and then proceed to launch into an hour long race rant?
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Yeah fuck this. I'm gonna delete. It's pretty cool how I'm constantly getting so many matches and likes and shit though. Boosted up my confidence. I was fawkin' howling whenever I'd match with a Portuguese woman. Hey Dan, they're all hotter than your faggot wife.
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A reddit guy made an app as Patrick and is messages some whores then sending me the conversations.
Some are actually responding to being chilled and lectured on Amazon sale policies. It's pretty bizarre
Some are actually responding to being chilled and lectured on Amazon sale policies. It's pretty bizarre
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lol
I actually met what looks to be my dream girl. I can't believe it. And we're having a great conversation. The issue is... she's 3 inches taller than me. Which is what I want! But I know girls are really fucking adamant about not being the taller one. Fuck. I also don't know how to break that to her without coming across insecure.
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Did you copy and paste this from a gay reddit page?
Delete the account, turn it into Patrick and have some fun. I've had girls tell me that they get so impressed when a guy has the balls to just approach them in public, because most are such faggots these days and hide behind online profiles. Just my 2 cents, what do ya want from me. Jobsite, 16, dick....not explaining those Dan.
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I was about to delete it until this 1 chick started talkin' to me. She's what I'm into physically. Like I couldn't fawkin' believe it.
When she stops replying, and she will, I will delete the app.
Offer to buy the bitch dinner. Women like being taken out on dates. Duh.
Then go for broke. Fuck it. Now you have an advantage.
It's like that Lindemann song: Ich bin Platz Eins, alles oder nichts, Platz Eins, ICH IM RAMPENLICHT
(guess what I'm listening to lately)
Mewler reading Mein Kampf on NPS?
A lot of women use dating apps to boost their ego. I went out with a plain Jane and she had over 200 matches. How the fuck can an incel like me even compete?
amd while this is a preferable answer, OP probably already knows this
fuck- we all know this but dating apps are literally a game so whenever someone asks "how do I get better at online dating" they aren't asking for dating advice- ------they are asking how to beat a mini boss in Elden ring
You can be a extremely normal guy with no flaws/zero signs of autism but be a horrible online dater...online dating has nothing to do with whatever works in real life-----it's a video game and you should look it like a video game
I forgot what my point was
I don't know. I thought maybe Bumble was more like Tinder than I had thought, and they were just looking to have fun, and thought not mentioning kids would avoid drawing out the Weimers, but no, they were looking for actual relationships.
The first one had lost custody of her two kids "all because of (her) husband". She was allowed to see them whenever she wanted (wow!), but her husband was NOT allowed to see them under any circumstances, and their legal guardian was HIS mother. Sounds like a swell guy. I think she had someone else helping her write messages, because she way less coherent in person. She was really beautiful in her pictures but had obviously done drugs hardcore for at least 3-4 years. She was laughing about her "teeth being held in by bridgework." Charming. It was a goddamn disaster. I drove 40 minutes one-way for that "date."
The second one was also very pretty, and had an insane body, which, other than the absolutely perfect legs, I guess, was miraculous because she was in her mid-30's and had JUST had a baby. It wasn't even 1. She also had a great personality, and fulfilling and OK-paying career and I guess was just hoping to coast by on those. I simpishly felt really bad for days for turning off sociable mode as soon as we got to the parking lot after we ate and just walking away to my car like a robot, even though she had lied her ass off. It was the most fun first date I had ever been on. Perfectly flowing conversation and she was funny as hell, but when I got outside I just smiled and nodded and walked off while she was mid-sentence. She never messaged me after that. Oh, she didn't just have the 1-year-old, she had an 8- and 10-year-old, too.
I don't remember exactly how it was phrased, but you had to outright lie about not having kids in your profile. It was something really specific like, "do you have any children or children for whom you are willingly the primary caregiver? Indicate Yes or No." They both had answered, "No." No kids in their 6 or 7 pictures or mentioned anywhere in their bio, either.
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Stop dragging the conversation out, ask her on a date. The longer the app conversation goes the less interested she gets.
Just on principle I refuse to put this kind of effort into meeting a bitch. It’s also why I haven’t gotten laid in a century but all these fuckin’ games? You can keep it.
It’s truly one of my favorite pics. His hair, everything about his appearance, the way he’s holding the fish, etc you know he is a retarded CHUD. Exactly the person he sounded like on da show, zero character played.
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when i used (this now crap) app called Plenty of Fish, within 6 months I realized the same profiles are always at the 'top' of my recommended. Like they never settle down? I bet if i make a new account those same 3,4 accounts I remember will still be there. "My kids are my world" of course ever present in the bio.