He'd have to move all the poops he's taken on the floor.
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How often do you wake up feeling like you got the shit kicked out of you?
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda how much you drink daily? Is it like 1/2 liter of liquor or a whole liter? How long does a 1/2 gallon last you?
Well you'd have to move all the poops you've taken on the tracks.
Harsh, no?
autocorrect fucked me, it was supposed to be "who is he"
Have you guys tried valerian root and patchouli insence? Maybe just fill your life with calm. Y'know? Less stress. Think about something funny like a rabbit. I don't know.
I smile and laugh all day at work. Then come home and go on walks and run around with the chitlins all afternoon. Life is great. No complaints here. I could use a few more ZZZs though. You dont see me whining and complaining about being "silenced" on a 14 year old radio forum do you?
Wrong account shit dick.
That's because you have no idea what it's like being the man on the outside looking in like poor mustard. Pitiable soul.
i was responding you drunk deadbeat beatnik
Busted
Stop liking your own posts. It's going from sad to gross.
That almost rhymed
GAYYYYY. I wont stop drinking every night until Duck Jones vacates the HW strap. (So never).
@Turk February felted!
85 percent of OnA forums felted.
I can toss and turn all night, or sleep like a rock for nine solid hours, and it makes no difference. When I wake up, I hate everything, and dread the day. I always take 200mg of caffeine as soon as I get out of bed, and that makes me physically functional enough to slog through the morning routine, but I'm in airplane mode, with minimal brain function. If I'm working, I keep to myself for the first 30-45 minutes, until the fog lifts. I'm short-tempered, and make bad decisions early in the day, so I stick to solitary moron bullshit until I'm really awake.