I always just assumed that was normal past like 25 but apparently it's not. I'm gonna just start sleeping on the floor.
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How often do you wake up feeling like you got the shit kicked out of you?
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Fucking duendes roughing me up in my sleep.
There isn't a morning where I don't spend the first hour sick to my stomach.
Gabe, everyone knows the reason.
Pretty much daily
Yall need to get checked for ass cancer
I'm pretty much confirmed at this point but I really don't care anymore.
I figured out what life really is in my less than 40 years and I'm glad to punch out sooner than later, and not have it be at my own hands.
Depressing? Yes.
Never.
“Of course I feel terrible, I got shitfaced last night. You wake up feeling bad in the morning and you worry.” Stanhope
You’re just gonna leave Craig and the crow gang like that?
They'll understand.
Just like how I'll understand if I come to the park and don't see them for weeks.
It's all about the journey, not the destination.
Nigga, I wake up every morning feeling like Paul Newman before that last game in the movie, “Slapshot”.
Too bad you don't feel like Paul Reubens in 2023, or sumthin.
pw3nd
I’ll carry on the Crow Crew Chop Chee Food Truck in your name. I’ll have Craig send out one of his Chee hittin niggas to follow serch around. I’ll see to it that he never eats a chop chee again.
Artie will feed himself to the crows and his corpse will be scattered like ashes as bird droppings.
This is why you have a mini fridge of hamms next to your bed so you can start your day off with the treatment
Used to until I switched to sleeping on a firm futon (natural fibres) rather than a trad spring or foam mattress. Sounds counter-intuitive, but it's genuinely the best choice I've made to do with physical comfort. It's as if connective tissue can actually rest and relax on a harder surface, rather than subconsciously tensing to balance on a softer one. The lack of off-gassing is also lovely, they dunk normal mattresses in so much chemical shit it's unreal.
I also recommend sleeping on flat pillows. Again, plump overstuffed pillows just wreck your neck & spinal alignment, and not even in a pleasurable way that's worth the pain like a Neeson-esque horsecock.
Unexpected side bonus? Big Mattress tricks don't want to stay over, so you get to keep your comfy futon bed all to yourself. What bliss!
I also recommend sleeping on flat pillows. Again, plump overstuffed pillows just wreck your neck & spinal alignment, and not even in a pleasurable way that's worth the pain like a Neeson-esque horsecock.
Unexpected side bonus? Big Mattress tricks don't want to stay over, so you get to keep your comfy futon bed all to yourself. What bliss!
I feel pretty good in the morning these days when I don't drink. Drank every day for like a decade so the novelty hasn't worn off yet.