How much Trump cologne will Joe buy?

[JasperB]

Sure Joe will buy some of this bottled up piss to add to his collection of trump coins and Chinese knock off guitars. The sad thing is someday when he passes away his daughter will just end up having to throw all of this worthless crap away. Hopefully Uncle Anth will leave some kind of inheritance to her since her shiftless father refused to work or actually save what little money he had for his own daughter’s future.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve heard the radio ad for it and it’s funny because Trump knows dopes like Joe will buy this nonsense. Surprisingly Trump doesn’t claim it will make you smell like “true Patriot” which would really move some units. Trump is almost laughing while doing the read in the commercial - he says something like “your friends and family will love it - and they’ll smell good”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

We're starting to reach the point where 'Trump Bath Water' becomes real.

I’m still betting we’ll see Trump go full KISS merchandise and selling a Trump casket before 2028. Rest in Patriotism!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He will switch between a bottle of that and his AXE because that smells just as classy

 

[Chive Turkey]

I can’t imagine going HS knowing that a google search of my dad and gay uncle will lead to many golden lolcow moments

Layla's lucky enough that her dad and uncle are so far in obscurity that nobody her age would ever find about them.

JoeH, however, did her one better and managed to reach Guiness Book of World Records levels of selfish buffoonery by highjacking her Facebook account under her own fucking name to post mountains of vitriolic political rants, racist tirades and really shitty boomer jokes. So she won't have to deal with bullies, but can instead enjoy an awkward digital trail that'll follow her around for the rest of her life. Good trade off!