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How much Trump cologne will Joe buy?
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I hope Layla uses it on him as an accelerant when hes sleeping.
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It’s the only way they can test it on animals.
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A spritz of fragrance before he yanks on his tattered fourteen year old SOA sweatshirt he picked up from the pile on the floor next to the bed. Pure class.
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He'll buy a couple, then "lecture" Layla about the value of investing in something like this, cause Trump is a savior or something, when in reality it's gonna be the reason why she's gonna end up at a state college
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It's an investment
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It's probably his wife's piss. Norton will buy a case of it
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Yo dis bitch ugly as shit
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“I want to smell like him” is the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Trump so I’m definitely buying.
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No one with any pride or dignity would spray themselves with any sort of bogus celebrity novelty cologne. That crap is strictly geared toward marks, like Joe. He'll buy two bottles, one to use, and one to save as an investment. One night, he'll make a major production out of using it, with social media posts about all the compliments and flirting it generated, then he'll end up using the rest of the bottle to cover the stench of his ham cube and lobster bisque shits every morning.
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It smells so good I sprinkle it on my BaconEggandCheese
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LOL holy shit, that's perfect. There is absolutely no way Joe will not be buying that at the first opportunity. It'll be the centerpiece of his entire home.
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Layla is gonna walk in on Joe in the bathroom trying to get those shoulders into his asshole.
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We're starting to reach the point where 'Trump Bath Water' becomes real.
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Trump is proof you can sell anything and marks and rubes like Joe will buy it up!
It’s well known Trump fucking HATES his base..and makes fun of them.
Even Anthony the second biggest trump ball washer made fun of those NFT cards.
For someone who loves Trump dearly, shocked Moo didn’t 1/6 or ever to bother to show up at a rally
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Ooof. Thats a rough shot. I usually shit on everything related to the Cumias, including that insufferable little cunt, Warren. But she might be a decent kid. But then again my username refers to her pussy, so what the fuck do I know.
Nah, fuck em all.
I will say that Joe Cumia forages through waste bins in synagogues for baby foreskins.
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I can’t imagine going HS knowing that a google search of my dad and gay uncle will lead to many golden lolcow moments
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The body looks like a generic Vince McMahon doll with a Trump head grafted on. Joe will own several of these.