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What if I want to show the cute HR lady my penis? Why else would she have given me her cellphone number?Do not talk to women at the work place unless it’s work related.
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What if I want to show the cute HR lady my penis? Why else would she have given me her cellphone number?Do not talk to women at the work place unless it’s work related.
Pretend?I just pretend to be autistic.
Sometimes I shit myself and make weird neck movements.Pretend?
I dunno about the rape but no matter how minimal you use the word nigger, women will still be niggers.Maybe it'll help if you turned down the rape and didn't say nigger all the time
"I hate it when people bore me with their personal problems... anyway, here's a boring essay whining about work..."
I've been doing some work with a woman recently. Now I understand the importance of workplace small-talk.
One minute's small talk per one hour's work is acceptable because it helps the relationship. Humans do that.
She let me know that she's currently going through a breakup. I know that solving the problem isn't what women want, they want sympathy. So, instead of giving her helpful advice such as 'get a new boyfriend' I say something stoic but sympathetic like 'yeah, it's a tough one man'.
The next day she told me that she hadn't really slept properly and was a bit of a mess. I said 'didn't you? Those nights can be rough' and then just said 'yeah yeah yeah' sympathetically to whatever her next two or three sentences were.
What do you think? Is that about right?
Obviously, my goal is to give up the least possible amount of my time listening to her personal problems in order to get the job done.
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