How much sympathy do you give to women at work?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I've been doing some work with a woman recently. Now I understand the importance of workplace small-talk.

One minute's small talk per one hour's work is acceptable because it helps the relationship. Humans do that.

She let me know that she's currently going through a breakup. I know that solving the problem isn't what women want, they want sympathy. So, instead of giving her helpful advice such as 'get a new boyfriend' I say something stoic but sympathetic like 'yeah, it's a tough one man'.

The next day she told me that she hadn't really slept properly and was a bit of a mess. I said 'didn't you? Those nights can be rough' and then just said 'yeah yeah yeah' sympathetically to whatever her next two or three sentences were.

What do you think? Is that about right?

Obviously, my goal is to give up the least possible amount of my time listening to her personal problems in order to get the job done.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Yeah, that's good enough. Buy some donuts and coffee on friday.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

She's going to tell HR you exposed your penis to her

 

[Build Black Better]

I've been doing some work with a woman recently. Now I understand the importance of workplace small-talk.

One minute's small talk per one hour's work is acceptable because it helps the relationship. Humans do that.

She let me know that she's currently going through a breakup. I know that solving the problem isn't what women want, they want sympathy. So, instead of giving her helpful advice such as 'get a new boyfriend' I say something stoic but sympathetic like 'yeah, it's a tough one man'.

The next day she told me that she hadn't really slept properly and was a bit of a mess. I said 'didn't you? Those nights can be rough' and then just said 'yeah yeah yeah' sympathetically to whatever her next two or three sentences were.

What do you think? Is that about right?

Obviously, my goal is to give up the least possible amount of my time listening to her personal problems in order to get the job done.

I was expecting you to say that your vague response caused her insomnia the next night and that she was feeling resentful toward you. That would have been a typical woman moment.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

How much sympathy do you give to women

None.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Do not talk to women at the work place unless it’s work related.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I've been doing some work with a woman recently. Now I understand the importance of workplace small-talk.

One minute's small talk per one hour's work is acceptable because it helps the relationship. Humans do that.

She let me know that she's currently going through a breakup. I know that solving the problem isn't what women want, they want sympathy. So, instead of giving her helpful advice such as 'get a new boyfriend' I say something stoic but sympathetic like 'yeah, it's a tough one man'.

The next day she told me that she hadn't really slept properly and was a bit of a mess. I said 'didn't you? Those nights can be rough' and then just said 'yeah yeah yeah' sympathetically to whatever her next two or three sentences were.

What do you think? Is that about right?

Obviously, my goal is to give up the least possible amount of my time listening to her personal problems in order to get the job done.

@NoBacon says, ask her a fuck-marry-kill question regarding the muppets

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Sometimes you gotta pay the fawwwkin people bill brothaman

A minute of disinterested small talk can buy you a couple hours’ peaceful silence

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Sometimes you gotta pay the fawwwkin people bill brothaman

A minute of disinterested small talk can buy you a couple hours’ peaceful silence

You think I can get away with 1 minute per 2 hours?

So, I should just cut her off mid sentence?

 

[Sue2]

She let me know that she's currently going through a breakup. I know that solving the problem isn't what women want, they want sympathy. So, instead of giving her helpful advice such as 'get a new boyfriend' I say something stoic but sympathetic like 'yeah, it's a tough one man'.

Did Jim Norton write this?

 

[NoBacon]

@NoBacon says, ask her a fuck-marry-kill question regarding the muppets

It works

Edit/

17% of the time, it works all the time

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

You think I can get away with 1 minute per 2 hours?

So, I should just cut her off mid sentence?

Your minute’s up, see you at three

 

[1073waaf]

STICK YOUR TONGUE UP HER ASS!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She might want to fuck. You should grab her by the throat and be like "wanna fuck?"

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Flirt with her for an hour and then call her a plain Jane and burst into tears when she rejects you in front of your friends.

 

[BUBBLER]

She's going to tell HR you exposed your penis to her

Now what's the problem with that?

 

[Professor Rape]

I "act" annoyed when they talk to me so they never talk to me again. The life cycle I have with every woman I've worked with has been the same. Them being annoyingly cheerful and happy, saying hi to me each morning or trying to start a conversation, to putting their head down and being silent whenever they see me.

 

[BUBBLER]

I "act" annoyed when they talk to me so they never talk to me again. The life cycle I have with every woman I've worked with has been the same. Them being annoyingly cheerful and happy, saying hi to me each morning or trying to start a conversation, to putting their head down and being silent whenever they see me.

Maybe it'll help if you turned down the rape and didn't say nigger all the time

 

[Child..]

I treat muslim women like queens, everyone else like whores lol

 

[FranksWirecutters]

My job is great. I hate people and don't have to talk to anyone. My boss didn't even tell me I got a promotion and raise until I asked him why my title changed over a teams meeting. I said "that's cool" and hung up. You might say I'm a @stealthyconsistentemployee