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How much jewelry do you wear on a regular basis?
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A few years back I went to Vegas with some people, and one of them was this Jew guy I used to know. We were wandering around The Venetian and we passed a fancy-schmancy jewelry store. The Jew suddenly says he wants to buy "a piece of fine jewelry" for himself. So we go in and he's looking at the watches, and he starts freaking out, saying "wow, that cool watch is only $38!". I said "duh, that's watch store shorthand for $38,000 you nimrod". So the guy comes over and the Jew asks him how much the watch is, and he says $38,000.
Then the Jew asks him what he has for $50, and the guy sighs, rolls his eyes, looks around and shows him a retarded silver chain for $60. The Jew jewed him down to $50, then he puts the chain on like it was some special cool thing, and he looked like a giant faggot. He was still wearing that gay chain the last time I saw him, too. Jewelry is for ladies.
Then the Jew asks him what he has for $50, and the guy sighs, rolls his eyes, looks around and shows him a retarded silver chain for $60. The Jew jewed him down to $50, then he puts the chain on like it was some special cool thing, and he looked like a giant faggot. He was still wearing that gay chain the last time I saw him, too. Jewelry is for ladies.
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Who the fuck sent you that??
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Why are you shocked? You said you sent me one and I just had to wait for it. Unless you never sent it.
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I mean I did. Shut up... Mind your mom and pop and stay in school.
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Strictly speaking, a gentleman shouldn't wear any jewellery, wedding band included. This goes for any watch without a leather strap as well. Such a gaudy display of wealth is Jewish or Catholic behaviour. I wear a simple band of gold though, as it makes my wife happy.
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How about a pocket watch?
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Fogeyish to wear one now.
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I don't even know what that means
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Something gay I assume.
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Your king doesn't wear a wedding band, but does wear a tacky signet ring. da fuq
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At best, he consorts with demonic child fuckers. At worst, he's one of them. Fuck him.
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An "old fogey" is essentially a hipster
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Wearing a wedding band is PFG for getting other women interested in you though