How much has Torque spent at Hooligans

[Faggot Boqposter]

I was thinking about this the other day when I looked at my bar tab of $45.00 (with tip and tax) for 2 beers and a burger. And then I began thinking: how the hell does Pat afford to go to the bar so much? Is hooligans super cheap maybe? Do they have $2.00 beers like some bars in shitty towns and cities do? I decided to call and ask. Almost all the beers are 6$+

Fuck the health effects and extra pounds, This fucking idiot is spending a fortune on beer. Going out to bars is sneaky expensive. How the hell does his mongoloid wife allow him to spend this much money on this? Does she hate having in the house that much?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Does she hate having in the house that much?

Probably this. He’s got to be such a miserable, exhausting person to be around. Nikki probably breathes a labored sigh of relief when he waddles out the door every day.

 

[EraGodless]

I was thinking about this the other day when I looked at my bar tab of $45.00 (with tip and tax) for 2 beers and a burger. And then I began thinking: how the hell does Pat afford to go to the bar so much? Is hooligans super cheap maybe? Do they have $2.00 beers like some bars in shitty towns and cities do? I decided to call and ask. Almost all the beers are 6$+

Fuck the health effects and extra pounds, This fucking idiot is spending a fortune on beer. Going out to bars is sneaky expensive. How the hell does his mongoloid wife allow him to spend this much money on this? Does she hate having in the house that much?

Maybe he pregames at home and nurses a couple of beers and takes up a spot and spends $30 or so.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Maybe he pregames at home and nurses a couple of beers and takes up a spot and spends $30 or so.

If that’s true that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Consistently pre gaming for a day drink.

But even spending $30 3-4x per week is a lot of money for an unemployed failed author. And just to sit and watch baseball by himself.

 

[Jenna]

He's convinced Niki's mom that getting drunk at a bar is part of his writing process, and his creative genius simply cannot flow under any other circumstances. Pretty good grift if you can manage it.

 

[EraGodless]

He's convinced Niki's mom that getting drunk at a bar is part of his writing process, and his creative genius simply cannot flow under any other circumstances. Pretty good grift if you can manage it.

Fat Scott Fitzgerald

Earnless Hemingway

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m assuming whatever money he actually make goes solely to this. We saw them replace their appliances with PPP loans which would imply they have nothing in the bank. My guess is, Mama Robin gives Nikki and him an allowance (only part of their monthly tard money) then whatever they make extra is for them. She probably has the house claimed as a tard house or something and is profiting off this situation. Tards are happy barely working, she’s happy making money and not having to deal with them.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Fat Scott Fitzgerald

Earnless Hemingway

John Swinebeck

 

[EraGodless]

John Swinebeck

Hack Kerouac

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn’t drink much at the bars, most of his “writing” photos involve water and or tea. He’s a bum that runs up a tab of 20 bucks because he’s poor.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I like to imagine him finding out about some Pat Happening while sitting there, like the leakage of his GPA, etc. and just having to repress his reaction to keep his composture in front of all the bar patrons

just seething silently, contorting his fat face, muttering

 

[Sputnik]

i thought he wasn't allowed back? but hes easily spent the cost of a decent car, some classes to improve himself, gifts for his biological daughter, a shotgun with a toe trigger. Pat your mother fucks niggers.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[N64 Cube]

Fat Scott Fitzgerald

Earnless Hemingway

William Milkshakespeare

 

[Torque Army]

I haven't seen this before, is he wiping his tears with a check? (cheque, for the eurotrashfags) I was explaining the saga to a buddy last night & was sounding like a sociopath for following the antics of this place ruining his life...I was starting to think maybe he didn't deserve it, then I saw this pic & realized I need to cut back on the libtard propaganda, it's making me soft.

 

[Brooke Shields]

you really don't think he can afford to drink every day as a sick figured author?

 

[guest]

I haven't seen this before, is he wiping his tears with a check? (cheque, for the eurotrashfags) I was explaining the saga to a buddy last night & was sounding like a sociopath for following the antics of this place ruining his life...I was starting to think maybe he didn't deserve it, then I saw this pic & realized I need to cut back on the libtard propaganda, it's making me soft.

Not just any checks, they're checks for vast sums of money he makes doing stand up comedy.

 

[guest]

Maybe he pregames at home and nurses a couple of beers and takes up a spot and spends $30 or so.

This. Also I doubt he tips.

 

[guest]

This. Also I doubt he tips.

My presence is a tip, bartender child.

 

[BillKlacks]

I like to imagine him finding out about some Pat Happening while sitting there, like the leakage of his GPA, etc. and just having to repress his reaction to keep his composture in front of all the bar patrons

just seething silently, contorting his fat face, muttering

Haha that's great. That's why I love pranking Hooligans all the time. Knowing there is a good possibility he's there and he has to pretend like he doesn't hear their phone ringing over and over and the girl slamming it down when she hears me yell in my deepest announcer voice PATRICK S TOMLINSON IS A FLLLLAAAAAAMMIIIIGGG FAGGOOOOTTT for the 20th time that day.