How much gay porn do you guys watch?

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
A whole lot. But the gayest I've seen are still the old porn VHSes we had back in the day.
Germans had the deranged fucking idea to have voice actors dub over the whole porn in german. For what purpose remains unclear.

The shitty lounge music, closeup of sweaty moustached men grimacing & moans not in sync with the lips like a Chinese kung fu flick was boner killing enough. Plus german is the most unerotic language there is. I imagine most tapes we had were actually of the 70s and these people are all dead now. Real hairy affairs.

But one time I saw a DP one where the guy on top pulled out very late and came all over bottom guy's balls. They dubbed in "hey! you're cumming your jizz all over my balls!" (again, in german). I can never forget about that one. The jizz was very thick and bottom guy just kept up his pace and kept going. Come to think of it, I don't think he said that in the original at all you guys!
 
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johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
A whole lot. But the gayest I've seen are still the old porn VHSes we had back in the day.
Germans had the deranged fucking idea to have voice actors dub over the whole porn in german. For what purpose remains unclear.

The shitty lounge music, closeup of sweaty moustached men grimacing & moans not in sync with the lips like a Chinese kung fu flick was boner killing enough. Plus german is the most unerotic language there is. I imagine most tapes we had were actually of the 70s and these people are all dead now. Real hairy affairs.

But one time I saw a DP one where the guy on top pulled out very late and came all over bottom guy's balls. They dubbed in "hey! you're cumming your jizz all over my balls!" (again, in german). I can never forget about that one. The jizz was very thick and bottom guy just kept up his pace and kept going. You know what, I don't think that's what he said that in the original at all!
too many words
 

Turry Fawks

Seven toothbrushes
It’s a weapon of the kikes
Everything is a weapon of the kikes to you Mama!
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