How much do you donate to charity/tithe etc?

[Ladynyahh]

Every time those Shriners commercials come on I want to give to those little muuuuuugs but I never do. That one commercial where they sing I'll Be Home For Christmas tugs at the ol heartstrings. I'm a faggot.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Same guy heard bob dylans "knocking in heavens door" and was suprised someonge coverd gnr. So i dont take much stock in what he thinks. But i miss my old neighbors she was actually pretty cool. Other neighboors were a mexican family that loaded us with tamales every christmas eve even the people up the street i would stop and talk to while walking my dogs.

Awesome! That's a much better experience than what I have had with the Mexicans neighbors across the street. The house was foreclosed on before they got in (nice big ass house fully remodeled basement) and then we started seeing car loads of Mexicans pulling up and to get in the house the would crawl through the kitchen window. No keys. Nothing. Wtf? Mexicans are squatting across the street?! They took over the house. I guess they are renting or maybe bought it now? Backyard is always full of giant bags of garbage! The rare occasions they actually pay for the garbage truck the two garbage containers that were just left there by the previous owners are always filled two feet higher than allowed/capacity.

When I would go for walks I would always say "hello" and they just all got quiet and stared at me like they're seeing a ghost! Guess they just assume all the crackers in the neighborhood are undercover ICE agents. My other neighbor said the same that tried to be cordial and got the same cold treatment and zero response. During the blazing hot summer months they all sit outside in the front. There's like 10 of them and a few children too. My guess is they don't use the A/C unit? When it's laundry time a big ass minivan pulls up and giant bags of laundry come out and go back in. They got some real nomad shit going on over there. Shitty broken down car in the driveway that the city finally had them removed. And this is a nice middle class area. Not the ghetto at all.

Again, I tried to be neighborly.

Oh, on holidays the blast that horrific Mexican carnival music well into the night and all the surrounding houses can hear it as if it's blasting from their own homes. Sometimes they sit in a van outside and play acoustic Mexican folk music loud too. They don't give a fuck about being neighborly. Fuck whitey, I guess.

 

[DMbA]

There's no way they have got all these money for so many years and still can't solve the problems in fucking Africa

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Awesome! That's a much better experience than what I have had with the Mexicans neighbors across the street. The house was foreclosed on before they got in (nice big ass house fully remodeled basement) and then we started seeing car loads of Mexicans pulling up and to get in the house the would crawl through the kitchen window. No keys. Nothing. Wtf? Mexicans are squatting across the street?! They took over the house. I guess they are renting or maybe bought it now? Backyard is always full of giant bags of garbage! The rare occasions they actually pay for the garbage truck the two garbage containers that were just left there by the previous owners are always filled two feet higher than allowed/capacity.

When I would go for walks I would always say "hello" and they just all got quiet and stared at me like they're seeing a ghost! Guess they just assume all the crackers in the neighborhood are undercover ICE agents. My other said the same that tried to be cordial and got the same cold treatment and zero response. During the blazing hot summer months they all sit outside in the front. There's like 10 of them and a few children too. My guess is they don't use the A/C unit? When it's laundry time a big ass minivan pulls up and giant bags of laundry come out and go back in. They got some real nomad shit going on over there. Shitty broken down car in the driveway that the city finally had them removed. And this is a nice middle class area. Not the ghetto at all.

Again, I tried to be neighborly.

Thats what i never got. The husband would come over and say they are having a parry on saturday and invite us over. The next morning i could see his backyard and full off cans and bottles. Why dont they help the host and just not litter. That being said me and the other whithe guy tat married into the family sat in the corner passing a bottle of hornitos back and forth.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Thats what i never got. The husband would come over and say they are having a parry on saturday and invite us over. The next morning i could see his backyard and full off cans and bottles. Why dont they help the host and just not litter. That being said me and the other whithe guy tat married into the family sat in the corner passing a bottle of hornitos back and forth.

I think I'm too shy to attend a party like that. I don't drink except the rare one beer here and there so I wouldn't know what to do with myself? Just pop Percocets and nod out maybe? That's no fun for anyone at a party.

 

[LingerLonger]

I've done a bit of volunteer work helping kids at a local church (no paedo jokes, please)

One of my friends used to donate $50K to the Catholic Church every year. He stopped when the priest who would take the donation and run the church was arrested for a bunch of child rapes. Even more hilarious was when Gloria Allred got his phone number and kept pestering him if he'd like to hire her as a lawyer.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I think I'm too shy to attend a party like that. I don't drink except the rare one beer here and there so I wouldn't know what to do with myself? Just pop Percocets and nod out maybe? That's no fun for anyone at a party.

I used to be like that but free booze gets me out of my shell.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I used to be like that but free booze gets me out of my shell.

The problem with booze for me is the "buzz" just plateau's for me. It's either the same "high" or it's sideways time and room spinning shit. Not enjoyable or at least not the high I'm looking for. I like the one beer once or twice a year (shit, half a beer gets me buzzed) and then it's over an hour later. I completely understand how it could get you of your shell if it's free and readily available though!

Be nice if I had a free and readily available supply of opiates I'd be the nicest guy around.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I used to run my old diesel a few extra minutes to do my part for climate change.

I love mad max.

More seriously I used to get harassed by crackhead beggars near my old job constantly and it made me hate the charities that enabled them.