Fat has a larger rap sheet than anybody here.
He also is just larger around the midsection and breasts as well.
He also is just larger around the midsection and breasts as well.
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How many people have actually gone to prison?
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Mike the engineer and part-time patposter posted this video about enjoying prison. I’m not looking forward to it but this definitely reduced my anxiety.
Who is your daddy and what does he do
And it's the best picture of himself that he has ever taken.
I've never really been into Pat stuff. A couple of months ago I was looking at his tweets for some reason. Someone tweeted they did some over the top (obviously facetious) thing to his airbnb or something like that. Pat responded something like "You did none of those things, enjoy prison". I thought it was so funny to say someone actually didn't do the illegal things they claimed, yet they are still somehow going to prison for being innocent. I finally got why you like him. I ended up watching all the cryptic web chronicles after that.
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In case Pat does send me to prison, I’ve been working out so I don’t become someone’s bitch
Im in prison right now, posting on a Pentium IV with see-through plastic hull.
We also play Worms Armageddon and Jazz Jack Rabbit on it
We also play Worms Armageddon and Jazz Jack Rabbit on it
I think the part I'll hate the most is the brutal bloody ass rape
Not prison but ive done my fair share of time in county. County is arguably worse because we were mixed in with EVERYONE before trial. Noones classified before trial. Rapists, murderers, etc were all my bunk mates. I saw a few wild things in there. I was smart enough to keep my head down and act right. Never got into any shit myself. I actually got in good with the giant black (6'9" 220lb) "pod boss" my first week an that made all the difference for my longest stay thankfully. I was 1 of 4 white kids in a 60 dude pod. You learn your place REAL fast. (No i didnt blow him, faggots). Ill NEVER go back. It was HELL. I drank hot water all day because i was so hungry i just wanted something warm in my stomach. They served us green bologna, and one tiny rotten apple for breakfast and lunch for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT. Utterly inedible slop. It was fucked. And it FUCKS your stomach up bad. I ended up trading my seizure medication (for benzo withdrawl) for food, even though it wasnt psychoactive whatsoever. I just told guys it would make them sleepy/loopy. Jail is fucked. Anyone that tries to make it sound cool is a fucking retard. Its the gayest thing you could ever experience. SHITTING IN FRONT OF MULTIPLE DUDES SCREAMING AT YOU "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, PUT SOME WATER ON THAT SHIT. WERE GONNA FUCK YOU UP IF YOU DONT!" They were actually pretty cool about showers though. The thought being that noone wants to be around a buncha stinky ass dudes. Anytime someone went to shower and anyone would try to walk back there theyd get bitched the fuck out. "EY YO. MUHFUCKKA SHOWERING. GETCHO GAY ASS BACK ON THE FLOOR NIGGA!"
How were the rapes?
No rapes. No sexual anything in my experience. That shit wouldnt fly in the pods ive been in.
Craziest thing i saw was a baby faced white kid come in, first time in lock up, 17/18 years old. Me and the 2 other white kids were sitting in the back of the room at our table. All the black dudes were watching the new "NWA" documentary on the tv. Us whites had ZERO say what would be on the tv. Youd be stomped to pieces if you touched the remote. Kid walks in within the first 2 minutes he was in the pod, he didnt even have a bunk yet. He says "Oh hey! Whatre you guys watching!? NIGGERS WITH ATTITUDE! COOL!" Fucking place went dead silent. EVERYONE stopped and leered right over at em. 'Pod boss' didnt even say a word. They grabbed em by the scruff of his neck and dragged em into the showers and turned it on and proceeded to beat the fuck out of em. Mind you, its kept like 55-60 degrees in there. Freezing cold. And you only get one change of cloths upon intake. It takes weeks to get a second/third pair of cloths. The beat him senseless and got him soaking wet in his only cloths. He stumbled out of the showers and came directly over to our (white) table and sat down. We all stood up at the same time and walked back to our bunks. They made him set his mat up on the floor and that kid sat on his "bed" for 3 straight days without eating or even getting from out of his covers. Idk how the story ended because i was release a couple days later but i know he was all alone and thats not a position you wanna be in in those circumstances. I know they stole his breakfast and lunch trays the first few days. One of the dudes that beat his ass was my bunk mate on the bottom bunk. He was from Georgia. He was involved with a robbery where they drove from Atl to Rich to rob someone of 9 ounces of Heroin. They killed all 4 people in the house (2 adults 2 kids) and took off an were arrested shortly after. Im sure that kid had a lovely stay.
Damn bro actually lived that blood in blood out life. What u get locked up for?
Would.
Nah im not tough or hard lol. Just a young dumb wreckless idiot. Buncha petty shit shit. Distribution, Dui, Possession, Public intox, FTA, Posses w intent.
Fawkk
Yeah it's not easy to clean you dick off