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I'm drinking cumYou drinking tonight, bud?
I'm actually drinking cherry coke zero but I'd rather say that I'm drinking cum becuase it sounds less gay
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I'm drinking cumYou drinking tonight, bud?
Let's go Dutch on this one.I hope the dutch commit suicide
The zero part is the gayest not the cherry coke part. WWAWD Mr. Pibb or was it Pib?I'm drinking cum
I'm actually drinking cherry coke zero but I'd rather say that I'm drinking cum becuase it sounds less gay
Pop is a waste of calories, Iβd rather drink booze and water.The zero part is the gayest not the cherry coke part. WWAWD Mr. Pibb or was it Pib?
Can still get it here out of those fancy soda fountains that add custom flavors. Cherry Mr Pibb is good. I've never had the urge to try lime or strawberry but the strawberry might be alright.WWAWD Mr. Pibb or was it Pib?
That got a solid laugh out of me.my dad couldn't stick around long enough to throw my mom down the stairs
it tagged that "Riffereno" post perfectlyThat got a solid laugh out of me.
Let's go crutch on this one.Let's go Dutch on this one.
Get it, like splitting the bill, but with suicide instead.
*muffledLaughEmoji*Let's go crutch on this one.
Let's go crutch on this one.
Get it, like splitting the bill HELLO BILL! but with suicide instead. OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THIS IS GOING GREAT I HATE YOU OK TERRIFIC SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU 1 FLAG IM SORRY I DID THAT WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN I LIKE TURTLES BELLY TO BELLY YOU ARE NEVER TO BLAME HE SAID I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT HAHAHA THATS TERRIFIC THATS TERRIFIC SHUUUUUUT UPPP ITS LIKE A LIKE UM LIKE A I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE HAMMMMBURGER OH GOOD LORD I'VE MADE AN ASS... OUT OF MYSELF YOU EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED IT'S A LIKE A BATTERY CAR SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS!! WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?! MAAAAA PLEASE STOP CALLING ME *PRICE IS RIGHT SOUND* *READING RAINBOW SOUND* SHUCKEY DUCKY *CAR CRASH*
Finally a humble, open, and honest post from ole Johnny boy.I'm drinking cum
I'm actually drinking cherry coke zero but I'd rather say that I'm drinking cum becuase it sounds less gay
You forgot the GOODNESS GRACIOUS! that goes before OFF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!Let me know if I missed any besides the baseball calls that were too long for me to memorize and the homer Simpson laugh.
THERES A PERSON! THERES A PERSON STRANDED!Let's go crutch on this one.
Get it, like splitting the bill HELLO BILL! but with suicide instead. OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THIS IS GOING GREAT I HATE YOU OK TERRIFIC SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU 1 FLAG IM SORRY I DID THAT WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN I LIKE TURTLES BELLY TO BELLY YOU ARE NEVER TO BLAME HE SAID I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT HAHAHA THATS TERRIFIC THATS TERRIFIC SHUUUUUUT UPPP ITS LIKE A LIKE UM LIKE A I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE HAMMMMBURGER OH GOOD LORD I'VE MADE AN ASS... OUT OF MYSELF YOU EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED IT'S A LIKE A BATTERY CAR SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS!! WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?! MAAAAA PLEASE STOP CALLING ME *PRICE IS RIGHT SOUND* *READING RAINBOW SOUND* SHUCKEY DUCKY *CAR CRASH*
Pretty sure they had two separate clips for thatYou forgot the GOODNESS GRACIOUS! that goes before OFF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
FAWWWWK I just listened to the origin of that the other day tooTHERES A PERSON! THERES A PERSON STRANDED!
Pretty sure they had just one clip for thatPretty sure they had two separate clips for that
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