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I'm drinking cum
I'm actually drinking cherry coke zero but I'd rather say that I'm drinking cum becuase it sounds less gay
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How many of you idiots have ever dyed your hair?
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I'm actually drinking cherry coke zero but I'd rather say that I'm drinking cum becuase it sounds less gay
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Let's go Dutch on this one.I hope the dutch commit suicide
Get it, like splitting the bill, but with suicide instead.
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The zero part is the gayest not the cherry coke part. WWAWD Mr. Pibb or was it Pib?
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Pop is a waste of calories, I’d rather drink booze and water.
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alot of riffing going on here
some would say you're all a bunch of Rifferenos
some would say you're all a bunch of Rifferenos
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my dad couldn't stick around long enough to throw my mom down the stairs
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Can still get it here out of those fancy soda fountains that add custom flavors. Cherry Mr Pibb is good. I've never had the urge to try lime or strawberry but the strawberry might be alright.
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That got a solid laugh out of me.
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Let's go crutch on this one.
Get it, like splitting the bill HELLO BILL! but with suicide instead. OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THIS IS GOING GREAT I HATE YOU OK TERRIFIC SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU 1 FLAG IM SORRY I DID THAT WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN I LIKE TURTLES BELLY TO BELLY YOU ARE NEVER TO BLAME HE SAID I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT HAHAHA THATS TERRIFIC THATS TERRIFIC SHUUUUUUT UPPP ITS LIKE A LIKE UM LIKE A I GOT A TREE ON MY HOUSE HAMMMMBURGER OH GOOD LORD I'VE MADE AN ASS... OUT OF MYSELF YOU EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED IT'S A LIKE A BATTERY CAR SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS!! WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAT?! MAAAAA PLEASE STOP CALLING ME *PRICE IS RIGHT SOUND* *READING RAINBOW SOUND* SHUCKEY DUCKY *CAR CRASH*
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*muffledLaughEmoji*
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I did in the summer between freshman and sophomore year at UMD because I wanted to look more like the ID I was using to get into bars.
I wasn’t fooling anyone.
I wasn’t fooling anyone.
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Finally a humble, open, and honest post from ole Johnny boy.
Still a fag sherdog poster though...
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You forgot the GOODNESS GRACIOUS! that goes before OFF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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THERES A PERSON! THERES A PERSON STRANDED!
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Pretty sure they had two separate clips for that
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FAWWWWK I just listened to the origin of that the other day too
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Pretty sure they had just one clip for that