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Same. It's 100% false flag bullshit, but Coast To Coast AM is pretty cool i guess.I don't believe in any of that shit yet I'm compelled to listen to every recorded hour of the art bell show each night.
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Same. It's 100% false flag bullshit, but Coast To Coast AM is pretty cool i guess.I don't believe in any of that shit yet I'm compelled to listen to every recorded hour of the art bell show each night.
Those weren't aliens but his gay friends and the health complications stem from that.my dad's best friend was abducted back in the 80s. He woke up naked in the forest and 3 days had passed. At first he didn't remember anything but eventually he started having flashbacks of experiments that the aliens had performed on him. He's had all kinds of health problems that doctors can't explain and I'm just hoping that the government will give him the answers that he is owed before it is too late.
People are only getting back into that shit cause it's "anti-semetic" now.The billionaires running the world are the lizard people/aliens maaaaaahhhn.
couldn't agree more.Jewish nonsense and distraction. Extra terrestrials arent real.
Seems to be the same kind Cryptobio/history fag shit to meProbably a breakaway civ, or advanced black project craft
@Sue LightningIf UFO’s aren’t real then who’s probing rednecks anuses
Yeah. The little Nazca niggers, too. Shits retarded. Nice Disclosure Act cockblocking lol. Such a nice distraction for a huge cross section of people.You guys following the news mh370 shit?
I think one of the biggest pieces of evidence for UFO’s beyond actual sightings of them is the talk put up in the government about it. We have feds coming out and saying “There is a reverse crash retrieval program kept out of even the Fed and congreses eyes”. And they’re not just saying this but taking steps to unveil said programs. Its notable that none of these guys are doing this because “Well humans just need to know! Aliens are real” but it comes from the exact fed point of view: “This is out of government oversight, Congress needs to know”If you want to be a technical douche about it: of course UFOs/UAPs exist because by definition they're just unidentified shit observed in the sky, we'll never have a 100% certain explanation for everything weird that people noticed.
Do I think they're more than just misidentified, 'nornal' shit? The latest stuff coming out does seem to point that way, with a lotta evidence that can't be easily handwaved away and government acknowledgement and probing. It doesn't mean it necessarily has to involve ayylmaos, it might be some scientific phenomenon.
If the UFO experts came out and said - "look, this is mostly just measurement errors and natural phenomena - this stuff is going to happen, but it doesn't really mean anything." the government would have significantly less reason to pay people to be UFO experts. A good "experts" job is to justify said job existing.I think one of the biggest pieces of evidence for UFO’s beyond actual sightings of them is the talk put up in the government about it. We have feds coming out and saying “There is a reverse crash retrieval program kept out of even the Fed and congreses eyes”. And they’re not just saying this but taking steps to unveil said programs. Its notable that none of these guys are doing this because “Well humans just need to know! Aliens are real” but it comes from the exact fed point of view: “This is out of government oversight, Congress needs to know”
This makes sense until you realize the mock example you used is exactly what these experts have been saying. The conclusion of every Government funded UFO study since the 40’s has been exactly what you said “look, this is mostly just measurement errors and natural phenomena - this stuff is going to happen, but it doesn't really mean anything”. The only thing that keeps these UFO projects funded isn’t the scientists saying “We need more money and data to study this because we don’t know yet!”, it’s always the public making an outcry for 10 years before the Gov allocates money for it.If the UFO experts came out and said - "look, this is mostly just measurement errors and natural phenomena - this stuff is going to happen, but it doesn't really mean anything." the government would have significantly less reason to pay people to be UFO experts. A good "experts" job is to justify said job existing.
My dad would listen to everything about UFOs and even though he believed in aliens, he said that there's no way an advanced civilization could crash land or be observed by our gear. So no.
So does your mom. Ill be here all weekView attachment 167311
shit, someone needs to make a transparent png of Dan eyes, my ovals suck dick
We can send stuff into the solar system and beyond to monitor planets and stars. We have drones and can intercept communications. These intergalactic beings probably could do that too if they had worked out how to travel vast distancesThis is an incredibly straightforward and basic approach to this thought experiment but it does raise a very good point.
- why do extra-terrestrials not use cloaking technology when they visit us?
Are they dropping hints?? Are they like a single woman over 30 who wants you to make the first move?? C'mon.
Although, perhaps there are an essentially infinite number of more advanced species across all dimensions and times. So some of them send down a single atom that is capable of recording everything we do across all spectrums without being observed, then there are the prick-teasing aliens.
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