How many lifetime sexual partners is acceptable for a woman?

[johnnynoname]

how's this- don't ask

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Zero to one only.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

in the real world- just put your fingers in, say "LALALALLALALA" outloud

Hey, quit stealing my moves!

 

[johnnynoname]

colin quinn wouldn't give a shit about what I would say

 

[EraGodless]

Zero to one only.

What are you, a vampire?

 

[johnnynoname]

Hey, quit stealing my moves!

you steal all your moves from Nicole Sullivan

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

you steal all your moves from Nicole Sullivan

It is posible.

 

[johnnynoname]

remember that hot FAWKIN black chick from madTV with the big Fawkin tits?

she's goofy now

 

[Wa4892]

My freshman year of college two freshman girls who were roommates, literally had a contest to see who could have sex with more guys. They were dubbed The Love Tractors. Since they were the same year I was, anytime you met any girl, the first question they asked was "so which one of the love tractors did you sleep with?"

For most of my friends, the answer was 'both.' Since I try to avoid putting my dick in crazy and try even harder to avoid putting my dick in mentally ill, my answer was 'neither.'

 

[Butterknife]

I think it matters more on the quality of person. I’d rather fuck a woman with a body count of 10, who are all cool / good dudes from previous relationships, than a woman with a body count of 1 who fucked someone like Patrick or Nana. However anything after 10 is pretty weird. I don’t like the idea of casual sex for either gender.

Do you interview all the guys she fucked? How do you know they are cool/good dudes? And why does it matter?

 

[Carl Winslow]

A lot of the bitchs with a how duck count become teachers.

 

[HH Brother]

My wife has already taken 350 feet of penis of varying shades of brown, funsters. I'm a man that can live with that.

 

[Petworth dude]

A year? I know more than a few girls who entered college virgins and fucked 20 - 30 guys by the end of two semesters.

These girls provide a valuable public service. They prevent a lot of 40-year-old virgins and mass shootings.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

A girl I was dating last year was waiting for marriage and she was 26, and I thought I had found a diamond in the rough. She was really bitchy though and I kept thinking a good dicking would chill her out, but we broke up. So it’s a tough one man, zero dick can be a bad thing.

 

[eggfeller]

not having to make this compromise at every turn makes me glad i gave up on trying to fuck. some degree of cuckitude is always involved with other peoples’ baggage. it never ends

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Hard for me to say since I’ve been with my wife for a really long time and I got to her young. I think it would depend on age so I could probably live with 1 per year on average starting at 18.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Are we including dogs in the case of white women?

 

[Harry Powell]

My freshman year of college two freshman girls who were roommates, literally had a contest to see who could have sex with more guys. They were dubbed The Love Tractors. Since they were the same year I was, anytime you met any girl, the first question they asked was "so which one of the love tractors did you sleep with?"

For most of my friends, the answer was 'both.' Since I try to avoid putting my dick in crazy and try even harder to avoid putting my dick in mentally ill, my answer was 'neither.'

Sounds like you’re a faggot

 

[Harry Powell]

A girl I was dating last year was waiting for marriage and she was 26, and I thought I had found a diamond in the rough. She was really bitchy though and I kept thinking a good dicking would chill her out, but we broke up. So it’s a tough one man, zero dick can be a bad thing.

Did you try to tell her if she fucks a dog and you just watch it doesn’t count? That may be why you broke up.

 

[Harry Powell]

A girl I was dating last year was waiting for marriage and she was 26, and I thought I had found a diamond in the rough. She was really bitchy though and I kept thinking a good dicking would chill her out, but we broke up. So it’s a tough one man, zero dick can be a bad thing.

My buddy married a virgin, a Greek Orthodox chick. He’s a green orthodox but didn’t follow any religious behavior until he wanted a wife.

She only does vanilla missionary, no blow jobs ever, and takes no enjoyment in sex and only wanted to have sex to have children. Last I knew he threw a chair through their patio door glass and was having an affair with his assistant at work.