How long would Fatty last if he fled to Mexico?

[fricklefrackle]

Pat’s the kind of rube who’d go to Italy and be mad they don’t have spaghetti and meatballs.

The moron would also ask for his beloved "pepperoni" on his pizza and he'd get peppers.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The moron would also ask for his beloved "pepperoni" on his pizza and he'd get peppers.

That would just mean he would have to make do on his own.

Local asylum shelters reporting a lot of missing African kids.

 

[fricklefrackle]

That would just mean he would have to make do on his own.

Local asylum shelters reporting a lot of missing African kids.

Our nigger infestation would be Pig's pepperoni paradise.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He’d have to stick to the tourist areas as his Duolingo training won’t be worth anything. So it will depend on how long he is allowed in the Carlos n Charlie’s or Senor Frog.

A reddit guy better check all the tourist traps to see if they have fax machines if he does. How do Mexicans feel about greyscale pictures of fat guys blowing Trump?

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

It would be a terrible thing if one of the Cartels put out a video of them peeling his skin off of his skull. I'd hate for anything bad to happen to Pat.

I’d demand a Drug distribution criticism subforum be made if they take away our favorite toy. We may just fuck around and solve the fentanyl crisis.

Da Owen bbbboyz vs Los Zetas

 

[Jenna]

I could see him as a feared and respected gringo drifter. He strolls into town not looking for trouble, just to drink some cheap tequila and rest his weary legs, but trouble always finds him. He neutralizes the cartel, stays one step ahead of the federales, and always beds the most beautiful woman in every town.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

He would be scooped up for ransom within two blocks of the border crossing. Cartel members would be severely ‘childed’ before they film a video starring Patrick. Video entitled ’Maricón Gringo gordo con tetas de perra.’

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He would be scooped up for ransom within two blocks of the border crossing. Cartel members would be severely ‘childed’ before they film a video starring Patrick. Video entitled ’Maricón Gringo gordo con tetas de perra.’

Cartel has hippo-wrangling equipment now?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I could see him as a feared and respected gringo drifter. He strolls into town not looking for trouble, just to drink some cheap tequila and rest his weary legs, but trouble always finds him. He neutralizes the cartel, stays one step ahead of the federales, and always beds the most beautiful woman in every town.

Like an even cooler version of Desperado. That is so Pat!

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I’ll get him a job as mop boy at the Donkey Show.

Si se sale de la raya vamos hacer chicharrón prensado del maricon gordo con senos.