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How long could you do nothing at work before your boss noticed?
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About 1 minute
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Panera?
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About 8 years, apparently.
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I went through a few months where I would just tell the kids to open their books and what pages to do, and just stand at the lectern and read about Meso-American civilizations for like 6 hours out of an 8 hour day. This only went bad when I started falling asleep on CCTV.
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Literally nothing? Pretty shortly. Nothing besides not even the bare minimum? Never.
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I count pretending as nothing too. I work two jobs 50/50 in different departments for the same employer, and I can tell both my bosses I'm busy with some project in my other job, because they have relatively little insight into each other's organizations.
Last week I told my boss I'm going on a five hour trip next week for an installation, and he just said ok. It happens to be true, but it struck me I could've just made it up and stayed at home if I wanted to Cumia him.
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If you got time to lean, you got time to clean
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I used to have a job where I did nothing for months before anyone noticed. Now I couldn't go more than 20-30 minutes before anyone noticed. I'm actually happier this way, I'm doing stuff that really matters and it's much more fulfilling.
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Quit bragging
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They moved you off dishes and to the deepfryer? Congrats, dude.
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ME: THANK YOU!
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Been my own boss since 2010 so doing nothing at work was never a bright move.
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I just DM’d you my resume. I’ll do nothing so you don’t have to.
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Probably 3 or 4 days when I’m working from home. I am great at running meetings so that gets me a lot of leeway.
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Thanks Bon, but "sandwich artist" isn't something we're looking for right now. Try @HR@PaneraBread
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I’m a fucking sandwich artisan! Fuck you, fuck face!
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BLT. Hellman's on one side or both? Toasted or not? White, brown or malted wholegrain? Back or belly bacon? Iceberg or romaine? Heirloom, beefsteak or cherry? How important are the options?