How Long Before Wormfag Norton Commits Sue-E-Side?

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I think he’s already been forced into smaller clubs - I remember when he would play places like the Borgata in AC but that was long ago. Now without Sirius I’m thinking he will be playing places with names like “chuckles” and “yuk yuk’s”

He will be playing clubs worse than the ones that hire Vos

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He will be playing clubs worse than the ones that hire Vos

He's playing Uncle Vinnie's in Point Pleasant in April, and he's doing meet & greets.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Oh boy! Jim Norton! He's that outrageous perverted guy, who does all the jokes about pre-cum, baby dicks, and big meaty clits! He's HILARIOUS! Let's buy tickets!".

"So the other day, I'm out buying furniture with my wife, and I see a story on my phone about Luigi. You know, Luigi, the guy who shot the insurance CEO. And I thought, man, I wish I looked that hot in a sweater" (begins blinking rapidly).

(Crowd murmurs confusedly)

 

[IWatchTV]

“Saggy lil’ worm fag, lalalala!

Lost his radio gig, lalalala!

Like a dumb, dead nigg, lalalala!

Maybe he’ll take a swig, now, na na na!”


His new burnout show only has 24k views, lol. That’ll undoubtedly pay off the remaining 10% of a 3-4 million dollar mortgage, plus recurrent property taxes XD

He’s too dumb to realize that a million views only equates to about $6k. Good luck! I’m sure giant, ugly fag Olaf will stick around, drunk on benzos, for the love, and not the money at all.

The dual temp unboxing thumbnail really makes me want to die.