How is this senile old bastard actually running for president again?

[TheRevAlJolson]

How do the democrats not have somebody better than this to go up against Trump?

Because Trump is supposed to win this one. It's all a farce to control the population by keeping us at each other's throats while (((they))) continue to erode away the middle class. I hope I get to see the box cars being loaded up again before I die.

 

[Sue2]

One of my favorite Biden lies was claiming his father was very accepting of gay people. That’s right - a Catholic man born in 1915 had no problem seeing two men holding hands and kissing in broad daylight in Wilmington DE in the late 1950’s. Totally happened! Joe Sr even said “You see that Joey? That’s two men in love and there’s nothing wrong with that!”

Bidens lies are so unbelievably comical they would sink his campaign if he weren’t running against a man who tells even bigger lies. Biden also became a public defender because MLK died, not because he graduated worst in his class. He also went down and marched and stood on porches to fight for Civil Rights, and getting arrested for this, even though there is literally 0 evidence this happened. And Biden debated taking the VP spot until his 80 year old mother told him “You’re passing up the opportunity to serve for our first black President?” Or his entire debacle back in 84(?) where he plagiarized that speech and barely owned up to it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Im shocked they arent going the Queen Kamala route. I thought that was the whole plan from the get go

It was but then she became somehow even less likable than Hillary Clinton and it fucked everything up.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Because it doesn’t matter. Your average democrat will vote for an eggplant because they don’t pay attention or care.

There’s no way Trump actually wins. Another pipe will burst and they’ll lock the doors so nobody can get in as they resume counting like they did last time. Smart money is betting Joe

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He is legitimately turning into a statue. The gag is to compare how he looks now to 2016 but compare him now to 2020.
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Obviously extremely old and has had reconstructive surgery but not THAT bad

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Compared to now. He has that constant face scrunch and chinky Opie eyes.

Trump is just as old yadda yadda…not trying to make a both sides shitfest but its just amazing that anyone lets people this old control everything. But then again a shit ton of older people are the ones who vote.

It’s truly amazing. The prospective leaders of their party for the future are Hakeem Jeffries (black, who?, israel dicksucker), Gavin Newsom (Liberal baphomet demon), That lady governor of Michigan, and Kamala Harris. And people don’t even like any of them.

You could put it so many ways. Bill Clinton is younger than both Biden and Trump. If JFK lived and became President at 81 like Biden is now that means he would become president in 1998. There is documentation of Biden as a senator interacting with every President dating back to NIXON.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Bidens lies are so unbelievably comical they would sink his campaign if he weren’t running against a man who tells even bigger lies. Biden also became a public defender because MLK died, not because he graduated worst in his class. He also went down and marched and stood on porches to fight for Civil Rights, and getting arrested for this, even though there is literally 0 evidence this happened. And Biden debated taking the VP spot until his 80 year old mother told him “You’re passing up the opportunity to serve for our first black President?” Or his entire debacle back in 84(?) where he plagiarized that speech and barely owned up to it.

do you think a 3rd party is just too-impossibe to get voted in? (thus a waste of time)

 

[Sue2]

do you think a 3rd party is just too-impossibe to get voted in? (thus a waste of time)

Yes, but not a waste of time. The highest vote share a 3rd party has gotten in recent times was 10%, Ross Perot in 1992. He won 0 electoral votes. The only way one could theoretically win is ranked choice voting which will never happen here. And the only way a “third party” could ever collect more votes than one of the two is by absorbing most of its base (i.e, the libertarian party absorbing a majority of Republicans) or having a former President run after being denied the nom like Roosevelt in 1912

 

[Sue Lightning Condensed]

Yes, but not a waste of time.

Fixed.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I like when Joe lied about his uncle getting eaten by cannibal in New Guinea and they lost their bongos over it.