How has Pat not knocked Nikki up?

[JewishNigger]

 

[guest]

There's plenty of circumstantial evidence that women get pregnant while ovulating at a much higher rate if they're turned on by the guy they're having sex with. So there's that. And she's a retard and alike so her eggs are probably way overcooked. And Fat's raisin balls aren't up to spec.

 

[based and white pilled]

Plan B XXL


-Damian

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Nothing like a bunch of shitheads talking about someone’s sex life


-Damian

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Why did Nikkis cunt dry out? Im sure it was once a fertile oasis for late night bar hoppers and black guys hanging around outside 7/11. Was it an automatic response to marrying Fatso?

Why did it turn into a salt lake?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

His sperm count is as small as his bank account

He had to ask Tyrone to give him a loan

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Better than her raising a kid

No doubt. The one she's already dealing with is more than enough to take on.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Niki pegs Pat with more skill and enthusiasm than you'll ever know, child.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

His sperm can't even beat the sperm of the laziest race out there.

The tip is shaped to scrape out the prior load. Only nogs are able to hit the back and take advantage of this

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

In all seriousness; I think he had a vasectomy. He just seems like one of those weird cucks that would do that, as soon as his wife mentioned it.

 

[DominusOdium]

She's too hideous and nobody gets a boner from her.

Why did Nikkis cunt dry out? Im sure it was once a fertile oasis for late night bar hoppers and black guys hanging around outside 7/11. Was it an automatic response to marrying Fatso?

Why did it turn into a salt lake?

The arid winds produced by hot cheetos, takis and malt liquor have rendered it uninhabitable

 

[TorqueWheeler]

We cant rule out the possibility that Niki has had an abortion, perhaps multiple. And she copes with that as being empowering for the feminist movement or something

Or maybe her booze and SSRI-addled cunt is so polluted she can’t keep one in there long enough to notice.

 

[DominusOdium]

She's too hideous and nobody gets a boner from her.

Could always just get your dick sucked and watch your own face in the sunglasses reflection.

 

[warchief1978]

well, I have no doubt she sweats a lot.

 

[guest]

Does he even have a big enough dick? I'm betting he has like a 3 inch dick max, especially with the massive gut he has. Even if he does "cum in a woman" as he bragged about that one time, his dick is probably only about 2 inches inside and his load probably oozes out like maple syrup. Even if Niki does have any eggs left, Rick's not getting his lazy sperm anywhere near them.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Gotta have balls to produce sperm. Jon took Pigs balls.

 

[guest]

She’s a beard. He’s gay. She’s a lesbian. They just keeping up appearances. To the surprise of absolutely no one, they don’t actually have skilled, enthusiastic sex.

 

[RacistPigeon]

There’s no way he wants to have another kid that he has to abandon so he can continue his self-obsessed, selfish lifestyle of playing with toys, lecturing people from a place of complete ignorance, drinking, not working, and being a useless jizzbag cunt.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

His sperm count is as small as his bank account

#FertilizeQuasi

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

That’s fucking disgusting and this hambeast deserves the lifetime of abusive, painful rejection that’s coming.

Also, this fat pile of shit got 1605 likes for this embarrassing shit. By 2024 Fat Pat will be posting selfies in this same outfit hoping for her level of attention and updoots. Twitter is a hellish melange of idiocy and mental illness.