How has Pat not knocked Nikki up?

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nikki needs Plan B+

 

[guest]

the nigger-farts over time, formed a protective shield over her uterus like that one the aliens had on Independence Day.

 

[Udders]

They don't have sex, and if they do Pat doesn't finish.

 

[guest]

Because she’s a lesbian. Hope this helps.

Also, plan B doesn’t have a “weight limit”, it’s just less effective on fat broads

also, also, I’m shocked that Rick admits to not knowing something, even though this is something he has no reason to know.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

They have sex about 8 times a year. Pat is on a level of Zoloft that prevents ejaculation.

 

[SFWA liaison]

can't get pregnant via pegging

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What a great husband. Publicly calling his wife fat. Or he’s saying he’s taking it, that’s possible too.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

We cant rule out the possibility that Niki has had an abortion, perhaps multiple. And she copes with that as being empowering for the feminist movement or something

 

[guest]

We cant rule out the possibility that Niki has had an abortion, perhaps multiple. And she copes with that as being empowering for the feminist movement or something

Better than her raising a kid

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Patrick’s body is self sabotaging his ability to pass on his genes based off of how he reacted when Annabelle was born.

Niki was capable of having a baby and was signaling fertility when the guy dressed as Spock cucked Patrick but she has since let the timer run out. She might as well be Death Valley at this point.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Because she’s a lesbian. Hope this helps.

Also, plan B doesn’t have a “weight limit”, it’s just less effective on fat broads

also, also, I’m shocked that Rick admits to not knowing something, even though this is something he has no reason to know.

You aren't thinking like Pat. It's OK to chime in on this tidbit of info saying you didn't know that because it implies HE FUCKS and has needed Plan B, child.

 

[guest]

You aren't thinking like Pat. It's OK to chime in on this tidbit of info saying you didn't know that because it implies HE FUCKS and has needed Plan B, child.

I know but still, he has to be the authority on everything so it’s strange to see.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

His sperm count is as small as his bank account

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What a great husband. Publicly calling his wife fat. Or he’s saying he’s taking it, that’s possible too.

I think he knows she reads his tweets so he's having a little dig at her and how, they HAD agreed, that she should lose some weight.

 

[DanFielding]

He can’t get her pregnant if he can’t get a hard on in the first place.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He can’t get her pregnant if he can’t get a hard on in the first place.

She's too hideous and nobody gets a boner from her.

 

[DominusOdium]

He's shooting blanks into an empty egg carton

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His sperm can't even beat the sperm of the laziest race out there.

 

[SensibleKeks]