Patrick S Tomlinson obviously suffers from crippling retardation and is completely disabled.
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I get that, but how does he make money if there are like 9 sales a month?
Fat tooPatrick S Tomlinson obviously suffers from crippling retardation and is completely disabled.
While talking shit about them, telling lies about almost throat-punching them, calling anyone that supports them bootlickers, etc...
You know, Rick, I may not actively rail against authority like I did in my youth, but I also don't run crying to them any time anything uncomfortable happens to me. If you hate cops, judges, and politicians so much, maybe stop being so fucking dependant on them.
He's kept his license to sell medical insurance. He claims he needs it to keep getting the vig from each insurance policy he sold when he was back in Florida, but my understanding is that he only has the most basic license and so can only sell shitty policies that expire quickly.I get that, but how does he make money if there are like 9 sales a month?
How much could he possibly make even doing that? Whos buying medical insurance on a cold call from some fat loser rube who over enunciates his Ts?He's kept his license to sell medical insurance. He claims he needs it to keep getting the vig from each insurance policy he sold when he was back in Florida, but my understanding is that he only has the most basic license and so can only sell shitty policies that expire quickly.
That's literally the only way he can be making money that I can see. A bunch of us have looked into his book sales from a bunch of different angles, and there's just nothing going on there; so it's got to be telemarketing.
This year's spending budget: PPP loans
Vacations = niki's mom worked(s) as a travel agent
Mortgage = tenants
Savings/retirement = there is none
This year's spending budget: PPP loans
What will be interesting is to see the collapse as time goes on.. Quasi's legal victory combined with the revelations of fake and stolen evidence really paint a shitty picture for appeals.
The main statement Patrick used to prove quasi "knew our identity" was accessed illegally and we don't even know if it was real or edited by another user due to the exploit.
Sooo youre looking at Patrick on a payment plan or if he refuses garnishment/liens. There won't be PPP loans next year and they already blew much of the money.
Vulnerable elderly people.How much could he possibly make even doing that? Whos buying medical insurance on a cold call from some fat loser rube who over enunciates his Ts?
His side hustle is likely running a profitable glory hole. In addition to the pepperoni sales he should be well off.
If not entirely from fraudulent PPP loans I assume a lot of that stuff came courtesy of Crippling Credit Card Debt they never expect to pay off due to the inevitable bankruptcy.I'm guessing he has some account that his mother-in-law pays for. Probably a credit card. As long as Piggy can justify the purchase (I NEED a new fridge! I NEED a vacation for our anniversary! I NEED to get drunk at Hooligans to write my amazing novels!)
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