How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Be a man and tell her it’s time to move on.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Wait for something really bad to happen to her - like a parent dying or her getting cancer- and do it then so it doesn't hurt as much.

 

[Phish]

Be a man and beat the shit out of her”

FTFY

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Wait for something really bad to happen to her - like a parent dying or her getting cancer- and do it then so it doesn't hurt as much.

I would do this or just ghost her but I'm a scumbag.

 

[StlakerFatti]

1. share her nudes with us
2. tell her you posted her nudes
3. break up amicably

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

show her O&A forums

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

In my experience, this works 90% of the time:

Propose.

And if it fails, at least your mom will be happy.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I would do this or just ghost her but I'm a scumbag.

I did the ghosting or pretend to move for work a few times. Eventually they get the hint.

 

[StlakerFatti]

women break up by constantly claiming they're ill and postponing meetups. that's what you need to do.

 

[Dog Eater]

Fuck her one last time then wait until she’s cooking while wearing a highly flammable robe to start the conversation.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Fuck her one last time then wait until she’s cooking while wearing a highly flammable robe to start the conversation.

“Hold on I gotta take this”

 

[BUBBLER]

show her O&A forums

Even bettah, just show her O&A

 

[UnPRePared]

There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree


Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.

Fitting advice.

Sucking a cock in front of her is faster, though.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Take her sightseeing at the Grand Canyon. Come back alone.

 

[Toast]

Ditch her at a Rich Vos show. She'll get the message.

 

[NoBacon]

There ain't no good guy
There ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me
And we just disagree


Tell her the truth; your feelings have run their course and you will be moving on but wish her the best. Acting the dick to get her to break up with you is a time suck and cowardly.

Alternatively, you can rape her sister

 

[TorpidSloth]

If you don't have the balls to just end it, and as long as you don't share a lot of mutual friends, you could always get her to dump you. All you need to do is text her 50 times a day with things like "where are you?" "what are you doing?" "Thinking of you, are you thinking about me?" Etc. 2 days of that and you'll never hear from her again.

 

[UnPRePared]

Take her sightseeing at the Grand Canyon. Come back alone.

The old QUANspiracy!

 

[Monk]

How do you dump a girl with no hard feelings?

In a shallow grave.