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Is 5 inches just average but some people exaggerate?
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How big is your cock (honest answers)
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I'm not doing some faggot shit like measuring my dick. It gets the job done.
I once knew this really fat dude who used to proudly show off what could have been the smallest dick I've ever seen. He seriously could not wait for it to come up so he could show new people his shaftless dick. I fucking kid you not - no shaft. Just the head of a dick sitting there like it was glued to this fat guy. It was fucking bizarre.
I once got roped into going to this house party with him and a few other white trash fools. I end up at what turns out to be a legit high school house party. I'm like 23, so I'm like 'fuck it' and leech off the booze for a few. Finally I'm trying to rally to get the fuck out of there and find micro dick holding 4 kids hostage at the keg getting them clinically fucked up.
The craziest part - he had like 3 kids. How the fuck do you knock a girl up if you don't have a dick??
I once knew this really fat dude who used to proudly show off what could have been the smallest dick I've ever seen. He seriously could not wait for it to come up so he could show new people his shaftless dick. I fucking kid you not - no shaft. Just the head of a dick sitting there like it was glued to this fat guy. It was fucking bizarre.
I once got roped into going to this house party with him and a few other white trash fools. I end up at what turns out to be a legit high school house party. I'm like 23, so I'm like 'fuck it' and leech off the booze for a few. Finally I'm trying to rally to get the fuck out of there and find micro dick holding 4 kids hostage at the keg getting them clinically fucked up.
The craziest part - he had like 3 kids. How the fuck do you knock a girl up if you don't have a dick??
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I do alright.
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7 inches soft, 2/8"s hard.
Don't want to brag but hey
Don't want to brag but hey
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Girth is where it is at with some length.
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I'm 7 inches, which is above average, and one of the only things I'm proud of.
I'm guessing it's why chicks love fucking me considering I'm ugly.
I'm guessing it's why chicks love fucking me considering I'm ugly.
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Your built like a road soda, bud.
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I had a 7 incher. But 50 kilos later its just foreskin now.
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An hour? That's way too fast for an erection
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I'm a grower not a shower, child.
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If I palm my ballsack while putting pressure on my taint I can hit 6 inches
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8 inches.
Looks like just like the Aryan thread I'm ahead of everyone else, again.
I guess I've finally figured out why most here seem to have a bone to pick with me. The green-eyed monster that is jealousy.
I'm sure most of you third worlders have had genital mutilation(circumcision) done as well.
Looks like just like the Aryan thread I'm ahead of everyone else, again.
I guess I've finally figured out why most here seem to have a bone to pick with me. The green-eyed monster that is jealousy.
I'm sure most of you third worlders have had genital mutilation(circumcision) done as well.