A piss poor diet + alcoholism turned him into a bloated, sweaty disaster who looks seconds away from a stroke or a massive coronary.
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Go watch Jackie Singh's (@hackingbutlegal) keynote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ov_jBhsQZk.
Why do you think Jackie didn't name John Gibney in her keynote with OWASP? She seemed pretty confident on twitter. Is that because she doesn't have any evidence and made the whole thing up? Watch the keynote several times and make up your own mind.
Why would she confidently accuse someone on socially media, but then refrain from naming people in her keynote? Maybe the OWASP Foundation has an answer to that.
Even though he's fatter now, he almost looks worse in the above picture. He's dressed like a cross between a trucker and a 10 year old boy and has the body shape of Roger from American Dad.
Believe it or not, those skinny little arms could bench 250lbs (exactly). I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
Believe it or not, those skinny little arms could bench 250lbs (exactly). I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
I read the title of the thread in an exaggerated Seinfeld voice
Lol he was wearing jeans and flip flops in the second picture
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Your lips to God’s ears.
Oh, so Patrick can understand: Your lips to Science’s ears.
I defenetly think he has insulin resistance. Look how swollen he is. You can see the water retention in his face.
Yea bottom pic is just from the off season. Obviously.
All fit young men have supple breasts, child.
LOL yeah.
Only to women, newborn children and homeless Trump supporting black men.