Hot take

[Random username]

It's Niki. She's the one pushing pat to be the leftist firebrand. We know before he had Milquetoast political opinions. She's also the one making him fight the atalkers. She's the power behind the pallet built throne. Pat is just a nigger fart filled pussy whipped cunt.

 

[Meownaw]

That's a big plot twist.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He's probably similar to Ant and Joe in that he didn't give a shit about politics until somebody he didn't like became president. Drumpf tweeting also helped him to go viral quite a bit so that probably fueled his obsession too. Faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

Liberal horseshit is just an excuse for him to act like a cunt daily while having the moral high ground angle to shield him from backlash. If he were in 1940's Germany he'd be trying to get people riled up about the Jews poisoning the local well. The attention is what matters, the politics are irrelevant.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I think twitter is his real wife

 

[Random username]

That's a big plot twist.

But is it far fetched?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You might be onto something, Niki has been revealed to be a massive piece of shit.

“WE WERE DRINKING!! Hahaha”

You’re in your 40s you pathetic drunks.

 

[Meownaw]

But is it far fetched?

I think they both pieces of shit made for each other.

 

[EraGodless]

He's probably similar to Ant and Joe in that he didn't give a shit about politics until somebody he didn't like became president. Drumpf tweeting also helped him to go viral quite a bit so that probably fueled his obsession too. Faggot.

He voted for fucking Ralph Nader, Obama, and Hillary.

 

[Jenna]

I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome. She doesn't read the forum, she doesn't use twitter, so all her information about this is coming from (1) her negative experiences and (2) what Patrick tells her. So of course she's going to parrot Patrick's talking points, that's all she knows. She's not a mastermind, she's a sponge.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You might be onto something, Niki has been revealed to be a massive piece of shit.

“WE WERE DRINKING!! Hahaha”

You’re in your 40s you pathetic drunks.

One of my favorite parts of the new audio.

What else would someone do on a Thursday night during the pandemic? Most of us have jobs that didn't stop. Only the drunks and losers used it as an excuse to drink more.

 

[Random username]

I think it's just Stockholm Syndrome. She doesn't read the forum, she doesn't use twitter, so all her information about this is coming from (1) her negative experiences and (2) what Patrick tells her. So of course she's going to parrot Patrick's talking points, that's all she knows. She's not a mastermind, she's a sponge.

She's smart enough to not reply. So she's brighter then dim bulb rick.

 

[cliveowen]

All this time we thought he had her Twitter login and used it to like all his posts. But she's been writing his posts from the beginning.

Turns out like Torque Wheeler, Patrick Tomlinson is just a character she created. When it took off she had to hire actors from the local gay theater troupe to play him. Explains why Pat looks different in every photo.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

One of my favorite parts of the new audio.

What else would someone do on a Thursday night during the pandemic? Most of us have jobs that didn't stop. Only the drunks and losers used it as an excuse to drink more.

They convinced themselves they “earned it” yet they took out PPP loans while they sat around the house. Piggy barely left the house before Covid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

When PCJ said pat wasnt a super lefty when they used to hang out, that changed my thought more towards him pandering heavy to nikis feminist ideologies instead of influencing her.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When PCJ said pat wasnt a super lefty when they used to hang out, that changed my thought more towards him pandering heavy to nikis feminist ideologies instead of influencing her.

Plus he waited 3 hours to get a book signed for his “one night stand” that he obviously knew before they got together. He panicked being single and latched on the first girl he could who didn’t ignore him including her stupid politics.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Its his autism. Thicc Nikk might be on the spectrum too. No, I dont think she's trying to get her husband to tweet and text randos incessantly instead of work a real job.

 

[Turk February]

This plot twist fucks with my head canon that Niki is a literal retard Pat bullies into being a prop for his victim play

 

[Chive Turkey]

Nikki's behind Patrick's public persona


Nikki's behind the SWATTings


Nikki is Torswats

 

[Chive Turkey]

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