Horton warranty admin paul weimer would prefer to commit public sex offenses with his gf, but any port in a storm.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You going to take that shit, Abe?

You're right.

Why wouldn't I hang out in gay bars, homo? There's a little holes in the walls that suck your dick.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also, I'm pretty sure Bounty and Mounds are the exact same fucking thing. One of them might have dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate. Almond Joy is still superior to both because again, it's the same but with a couple almonds. Almond Joy still sucks too. Like if your parents came home when you were a kid like "I got you a chocolate bar" you'd be so excited, but if they handed you an Almond Joy you'd be like "...Oh...Thanks."

Almond Joy slaps, child.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

No, Terry. YOU shut up.

I'll ffffffffucking end your life

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You're right.

Why wouldn't I hang out in gay bars, homo? There's a little holes in the walls that suck your dick.

 

[captain_kamala]

This morning he was boasting that he was mutuals with an awesome space account and encouraging people to repost astrophotography content
By the afternoon he reskeeted and also reskeeted a reskeet bemoaning that he has to look at space dust instead of the backsides of nigger kids
Just fucking die already

 

[Greygooser]

oh god no I love pumpernickel bagels too. fuck you paul!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

He doesn't deserve happiness. His woman and his hugos need to be taken away

Those things are not what make him happy. It's his trips to Thailand and other asian shithole countries where he can fuck their kids and take pictures for his #SFWA friends.

 

[CruisinColin]

Sorry I'm late.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're right.

Why wouldn't I hang out in gay bars, homo? There's a little holes in the walls that suck your dick.

This is still funny to me. A guy who goes to gay bars to use the gloryhole but never considers that there's a man or even a person at all on the other side. He just thinks it's a thing you can have installed in a wall that sucks your dick.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Is he dressed as the gimp?