Horton warranty admin paul weimer would prefer to commit public sex offenses with his gf, but any port in a storm.

[captain_kamala]

 

[captain_kamala]

He "photographs" with skill and enthusiasm

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Honestly, if I had to guess the candy bar of choice of child molesters everywhere, I'd go with Bounty. Nobody wants a Bounty bar.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Nice "baring", groomer.

 

[Hudson]

The only reason he brought up the Bounty Bars was to shoehorn in that he went to Nepal.

 

[BUBBLER]

Nice "baring", groomer.

He's baring his cock to a child

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, I'm pretty sure Bounty and Mounds are the exact same fucking thing. One of them might have dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate. Almond Joy is still superior to both because again, it's the same but with a couple almonds. Almond Joy still sucks too. Like if your parents came home when you were a kid like "I got you a chocolate bar" you'd be so excited, but if they handed you an Almond Joy you'd be like "...Oh...Thanks."

 

[DMbA]

I hate confident and independent Paul, I want the little worm that was in a wheelchair because of gout Paul back

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate confident and independent Paul, I want the little worm that was in a wheelchair because of gout Paul back

One of the hardest times I've ever laughed on here was when Paul was first discovered and everyone assumed he was genuinely paralyzed or something and people were taunting him with "wheelie wheelie legs no feely" and "wheelie wheelie stupid head, family wishes he was dead"

 

[captain_kamala]

I hate confident and independent Paul, I want the little worm that was in a wheelchair because of gout Paul back

He doesn't deserve happiness. His woman and his hugos need to be taken away

 

[DMbA]

One of the hardest times I've ever laughed on here was when Paul was first discovered and everyone assumed he was genuinely paralyzed or something and people were taunting him with "wheelie wheelie legs no feely" and "wheelie wheelie stupid head, family wishes he was dead"

You know that they say, sometimes the best revenge is living life to the fullest

 

[BoomerSperg]

The only reason he brought up the Bounty Bars was to shoehorn in that he went to Nepal.

He can't keep getting away with openly bragging about raping children. This weimer sicko has to be stopped.

 

[Pino_palladino]

Also, I'm pretty sure Bounty and Mounds are the exact same fucking thing. One of them might have dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate. Almond Joy is still superior to both because again, it's the same but with a couple almonds. Almond Joy still sucks too. Like if your parents came home when you were a kid like "I got you a chocolate bar" you'd be so excited, but if they handed you an Almond Joy you'd be like "...Oh...Thanks."

And bounty bars were an American candy bar. I remember seeing commercials for them when I was a kid. Only women like shredded coconut, so of course it’s paul’s favorite

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Honestly, if I had to guess the candy bar of choice of child molesters everywhere, I'd go with Bounty. Nobody wants a Bounty bar.

Shut up. Bounty bar is good from time to time.

 

[Jenna]

Pumpernickel bagels and Bounty bars. Very obscure foods to impress this Effie lady, shows you're very classy and well-travelled. I don't care for Coca-Cola, I only enjoy Hot Durian Splash which is exclusively available in vending machines in northeastern Cambodia.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shut up. Bounty bar is good from time to time.

No, Terry. YOU shut up.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Honestly, if I had to guess the candy bar of choice of child molesters everywhere, I'd go with Bounty. Nobody wants a Bounty bar.

Oh yeah? I know what you prefer to the Bounty bar. A gay bar!

 

[Hudson]

Uncle Paul's favorite candy bar?

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I hate confident and independent Paul, I want the little worm that was in a wheelchair because of gout Paul back

That Hugo Award added 3 inches to his dick.

 

[kingship75]

Oh yeah? I know what you prefer to the Bounty bar. A gay bar!

You going to take that shit, Abe?