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Hooli's: The Good Ol' Days

iBangedQuasi

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"I'll drink to that!"

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Pee pee and a butt really complete the look
 

Udders

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Reminder, he wouldn't just saddle up like any other bar fly. He has to bring his surface and mouse, take up extra space, ask the bartender to plug his shit in and pretend to work so other patrons can ask why he's got an obnoxious amount of shit on the bar.
Don't forget putting his dirty, crusty, pig-stained hat on the bar like an asshole.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Reminder, he wouldn't just saddle up like any other bar fly. He has to bring his surface and mouse, take up extra space, ask the bartender to plug his shit in and pretend to work so other patrons can ask why he's got an obnoxious amount of shit on the bar.
It’s a great point. When I went it’s such a tiny cramped area that he’d be taking enough room for 2 or 3 worthwhile customers. Not just one fat one that’s nursing a bud lite for 3 hours while he responds to tweets
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It’s a great point. When I went it’s such a tiny cramped area that he’d be taking enough room for 2 or 3 worthwhile customers. Not just one fat one that’s nursing a bud lite for 3 hours while he responds to tweets
That’s also what I thought when I saw photos of the place - it’s a small and awkward place yet he acts (well, until he had to go elsewhere) that it’s the best bar ever. Plus even funnier how he wants to people to think it’s some rough and tough place with bar fights like it’s Roadhouse and Pat helps the bouncers to keep the peace. Looked about as dangerous as an Applebees.
 
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