I can't get enough of him saying "Hooli's" and acting like it is a privilege to dine there.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Hoolis officially claimed as ONA forums territory
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I can't get enough of him saying "Hooli's" and acting like it is a privilege to dine there.
Now youse can’t leave
Hoolies, I should go in there whip out my Johnson and piss all over that hellhole.
Like Pillman said he was gonna do in the ECW Arena
Like Pillman said he was gonna do in the ECW Arena
From "bullshit edition mustang" to the fucking Sharks to Scorch's PFG takeover, this thread is a goldmine of pigroasting. Nice nonsense metaphor, stupid.
For the meetup, everyone wears a WOW shirt, and we call call out "PAT!" when he hits the door, like when Norm walks into Cheers. He either shrieks and runs, or he stays and faces the brutal onslaught of everyone being exceptionally friendly and offering to buy him drinks in the spirit of Brothamanly goodwill.
For the meetup, everyone wears a WOW shirt, and we call call out "PAT!" when he hits the door, like when Norm walks into Cheers. He either shrieks and runs, or he stays and faces the brutal onslaught of everyone being exceptionally friendly and offering to buy him drinks in the spirit of Brothamanly goodwill.
We could also just say “Norm!”
Because God Himself is a Patposter and Nicole Brown Simpson died for our ribs
@BudDickman and @SpaceEdge are national treasures.
I hope this thread of pure hilarity and love for those two doesn’t chap Dan’s hide.
I hope this thread of pure hilarity and love for those two doesn’t chap Dan’s hide.
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I'll get over it, bud.
Competition is great for the market. This thread is some shit I’d actually pay to support.
He responds like Lady Di would to comments.
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So so so so so I'll be arrested and taken directly to prison for "felony crimes" if I even set foot in Hooligans, which apparently I'm now a part owner of? Sounds far fetched.
♫Felony Crimes... Felony Crimes...♫