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man she can't raise those ham hocks that highNext time you need a tooth removed just get your gf to kick you in the mouth, Shane Nokes.
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man she can't raise those ham hocks that highNext time you need a tooth removed just get your gf to kick you in the mouth, Shane Nokes.
Thats one step above going to witch doctor
Maybe when he is putting on her new winter cleat shoes for pulling the cart on iceman she can't raise those ham hocks that high
That's just his girlfriends before dinner cocktail.
I used to work for a charity that offered classes and activities to people who were suffering with actual PTSD and one thing they sure as shit didn't do was go around telling the world and his dog about their fucking trauma at every opportunity because of how legitimately triggering it was to even think about. The fat maggies of the world truly disgust me with how much they've watered down something seriously debilitating by claiming that any minor inconvenience is traumatic enough to completely gimp their amygdalas.I thought he had Microsoft stacks.
WWAW every single one of these faggots having "PTSD" over some normal thing? My one uncle has legit PTSD and it doesn't just raise his blood pressure. He can't walk on grass without freezing and having panic attacks because he spent so much time around landmines. And not "panic attacks" like the ones this fag and MM Schill have, the real ones where it feels like you're dying.
Patrick never claimed to have PTSD. This guy makes Patrick seem cool.
Good point, we should start spamming dental office images everywhere to torture him.I used to work for a charity that offered classes and activities to people who were suffering with actual PTSD and one thing they sure as shit didn't do was go around telling the world and his dog about their fucking trauma at every opportunity because of how legitimately triggering it was to even think about. The fat maggies of the world truly disgust me with how much they've watered down something seriously debilitating by claiming that any minor inconvenience is traumatic enough to completely gimp their amygdalas.
It’s nice this place offers medical care to the homeless. However I find it particularly disturbing that someone who’s a devout Atheist took Christian Charity. What duplicitous asshole.I found this a couple of days ago, thought it was a medical practice he reviewed:
Olympia Union Gospel Mission in Olympia, WA 98501 - 360-709...
Olympia Union Gospel Mission located at 413 Franklin St NE, Olympia, WA 98501 - reviews, ratings, hours, phone number, directions, and more.www.chamberofcommerce.com
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Olympia Union Gospel Mission in Olympia, WA 98501 - (360) 709-9725
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I thought him being mad at his doctors who were concerned about his morbid obesity was funny enough, but there's also this:
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Olympia Union Gospel Mission
DONATE Our Children's Ministry is growing in 2025! The OUGM Kids Program has seen remarkable growth, expanding its reach and impact within the community.The after school program has become a cornerstone for supporting children in need by offering homework assistance and nutritious...ougm.org
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Shane Nokes goes to a homeless shelter for medical care. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice failed life stupid. Maybe if you didn't spend all that money on dumb Star Trek conventions you'd be able to go to a real medical practice.
Hopefully they won't take him for donating sperm, I'm sure he could fill in a very colorful background/historyThey won’t take you if you have high blood pressure.
I'd fix that myself with a light-cured glass ionomerbroken tooth
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