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Honey Badger is Dan

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Jacques De Gautier
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She dropped another beaut
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Holy shit
 

BUBBLER

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HB probably pretty hurt by This tbh. Imagine doing all those bits over the years—and he’s got some funny ones from sure. And they come back and call him Dan.

Gotta give Jackie points for learning our weaknesses and saying something that should actually hurt
Imagine mistaking that piece of latina ass for Flavia
 

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"I stopped working years ago and dedicated myself to my children". You know a great way to dedicate yourself to your children? Getting a job and providing for them. Food, clothes, shelter, that sort of thing. Instead you lost them to their father, had to get a certificate saying you're a fit parent that looks like something a dog would get after an obedience course, and racked up $200,000 in debt. How is everyone in the PatVerse allergic to getting a job and just working?
Dan's too afraid to show Flavia2's face after Jackie saw the "fear and disgust" in Flavia1's eyes that can only be explained by international sex trafficking.

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"but [she] appeared to have passed through Europe". I like how she makes it sound like Flavia is a bad Mexican meal passing through a colon or a kidney stone through a urethra. Nice coded language, Jackster. I see you.
 

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I'm coming to terms with the fact it's starting to dawn on me that the walls are closing in.

Pat has been effeminately fantasizing about his victim impact statement, is he attending Torswats sentencing hearing?
 
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