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Honestly minimum security prison wouldn’t be that bad

Lamont & Tonelli

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Claiming Patreeky as a celly is old hat around here. The sweet lil feller has made it clear that he'll be picking his cell mate.
I'll make it worth his while. I'm a quiet sleeper, a good listener, and I can do funny voices but probably nothing nearly as amusing as fluent Dutch. Second choice is tied between Harry and Minaw, neither one gives off rapey vibes and we have good banter so I think it'd work out just fine.
 

NortheastPhilly

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Idk, I’ve seen that show 60 Days In, and it looks really shitty. Surrounded by the absolute worst people imaginable and having to be paranoid some clique is gonna fuck with you. Varies from jail to jail I guess, but still fuck that
 

Hoolies

For me? It's Ken Waller!
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Would we even need COs? There's hardly a fucking mod here and we get along swimmingly.
Seems that way for now, but if Shitdicks start beefin' with The Ballsweat Brotherhood, you better come up with some funny voices too.

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Milk74

I'm black Irish
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I'll make it worth his while. I'm a quiet sleeper, a good listener, and I can do funny voices but probably nothing nearly as amusing as fluent Dutch. Second choice is tied between Harry and Minaw, neither one gives off rapey vibes and we have good banter so I think it'd work out just fine.
No where did I read "I'll also suck his cock", so back of the line with you on that one...

Harry, before you know it he will have run up a drug debt. He has plenty of money, but you're only allowed $300 a month in commissary, and he runs a 1,000 monthly habit, so every gang will be looking to get the lions share of what he gets on the 1st of month, and when he can't pay back all of them they will coming looking for you to cover him.

Minaw, nice guy? Sure, but being a nice guy isn't exactly a quality in the joint. Based on his love of movies, and video games he'll likely gravitate towards hanging with the white pedos...Is he a pedo? No, but in the pen you're the company you keep and they'll bully you due to your pedo proxy relationship through him.

Sorry bud, but you really haven't thought this through...
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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Sorry bud, but you really haven't thought this through...
Okay Mister Cellmate Expert, who is your Lock of the Week of the Century? No "Treeky, because I'll suck his cock" cop-out, either. I want to see your work. Nice vague elliptical, stupid.
Your point about Harry is well-made, but you're way off base regarding Minaw. This isn't Oz. Pedos are kept strictly in PC, there would be little if any chances for them to interact with honest Brothaman inmates. I suspect there probably aren't many of them in minimum security prisons anyway. Also, if you think I wouldn't give my celly a lil tap for acting out of line you're wrong, I'd expect the same from anyone else.
 

Milk74

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Okay Mister Cellmate Expert, who is your Lock of the Week of the Century? No "Treeky, because I'll suck his cock" cop-out, either. I want to see your work. Nice vague elliptical, stupid.
Your point about Harry is well-made, but you're way off base regarding Minaw. This isn't Oz. Pedos are kept strictly in PC, there would be little if any chances for them to interact with honest Brothaman inmates. I suspect there probably aren't many of them in minimum security prisons anyway. Also, if you think I wouldn't give my celly a lil tap for acting out of line you're wrong, I'd expect the same from anyone else.

@HH Brother , hands down. Hes not a degenerate and he's funny. Two of the best qualities one can have in the joint.

Where did you get the insane idea that pedos where "Strictly in pc"? Anyone can "PC up" and get out of gen pop, but in most states it's actually illegal to automatically place a sex offender in pc.

Oregon pedos use to automatically get placed in PC, but jews convinced them to sue the state as PC is hell in it's own right. They thought they would be given there own prison, so they could do their time normally, but instead the state simply got rid of PC yards and threw them to the wolves in gen pop...Hilarious. California recently did the same.

 

Lamont & Tonelli

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@HH Brother , hands down. Hes not a degenerate and he's funny. Two of the best qualities one can have in the joint.

Where did you get the insane idea that pedos where "Strictly in pc"? Anyone can "PC up" and get out of gen pop, but in most states it's actually illegal to automatically place a sex offender in pc.

Oregon pedos use to automatically get placed in PC, but jews convinced them to sue the state as PC is hell in it's own right. They thought they would be given there own prison, so they could do their time normally, but instead the state simply got rid of PC yards and threw them to the wolves in gen pop...Hilarious. California recently did the same.

Oh, well my mistake then.
 

chocolatehellhole

a pizzeria with no children's menu
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@HH Brother , hands down. Hes not a degenerate and he's funny. Two of the best qualities one can have in the joint.

Where did you get the insane idea that pedos where "Strictly in pc"? Anyone can "PC up" and get out of gen pop, but in most states it's actually illegal to automatically place a sex offender in pc.

Oregon pedos use to automatically get placed in PC, but jews convinced them to sue the state as PC is hell in it's own right. They thought they would be given there own prison, so they could do their time normally, but instead the state simply got rid of PC yards and threw them to the wolves in gen pop...Hilarious. California recently did the same.

You seem to know a lot about pedophiles. Are you....?
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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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No where did I read "I'll also suck his cock", so back of the line with you on that one...

Harry, before you know it he will have run up a drug debt. He has plenty of money, but you're only allowed $300 a month in commissary, and he runs a 1,000 monthly habit, so every gang will be looking to get the lions share of what he gets on the 1st of month, and when he can't pay back all of them they will coming looking for you to cover him.

Minaw, nice guy? Sure, but being a nice guy isn't exactly a quality in the joint. Based on his love of movies, and video games he'll likely gravitate towards hanging with the white pedos...Is he a pedo? No, but in the pen you're the company you keep and they'll bully you due to your pedo proxy relationship through him.

Sorry bud, but you really haven't thought this through...
Done some time before have we Sir Bubbs?
 

Milk74

I'm black Irish
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Done some time before have we Sir Bubbs?
No sir, I just go on kicks where I listen to prison youtubers tell their stories.

After 2 hours of listening to these channels while at work, I start looking around and say to myself "Which one of these muthafuckas been eyeing up my snack drawer"
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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No sir, I just go on kicks where I listen to prison youtubers tell their stories.

After 2 hours of listening to these channels while at work, I start looking around and say to myself "Which one of these muthafuckas been eyeing up my snack drawer"
Haha. Yeah seems youve at least learned something from them. 23&1 tells it like it is for the most part. @Lockedup23&1 and @BloodOnTheRazorwire are good although BOTRW is a faggot, his guests are good sometimes. Whatre some of them other YouTube prison channels we got?
 
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