Honestly minimum security prison wouldn’t be that bad

[Saddam Hussein]

I’d have time to read, to work out, get in touch with spirituality. All the things I don’t have time for because of work.

Also I would be forced away from alcohol, tv, the internet in general. It would be a cleansing process and I think I would leave a better, more mature person.

What I’m trying to say, Patrick, is I would in fact enjoy prison!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I've thought of this many times. If I could just read during all my waking moments I'd probably be pretty content. Then again I've been in psych wards and not being able to leave does fuck with your mind.

 

[HH Brother]

Vengeance is Mine, funster.

 

[Udders]

And more than enough penises for you to handle. Enjoy it, funster.

 

[Harry Powell]

And more than enough penises for you to handle. Enjoy it, funster.

You don’t really get raped in the cushy minimum security prisons to my understanding. It’s all white collar criminals and felonious texters.

It would be great being imprisoned with all the other brothermen. We could do heroin together, workout all day, bitch about women, have an in person book club, etc

 

[wbgreen]

I'd really like to do time in a prison in northern Europe. One of those prisons where the cells look nicer than a freshman dorm. Saw a doc about how it goes in Norway (they interviewed a black American who went there to play ball who committed rape ) and thought it'd be a great way to clear my head and get away from it all.

 

[Clint Ruin]

How bad can a Wisconsin prison even be? The Midwest hicks probably serve brats and cheesecurds to their prisoners, since that's all those fat fucks apparently eat.

 

[bantadant]

How bad can a Wisconsin prison even be? The Midwest hicks probably serve brats and cheesecurds to their prisoners, since that's all those fat fucks apparently eat.

Gotta be full of dudes who got their 8th DUI or something similar. Probably a pretty fun hang, actually

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I reckon I could do solitary confinement pretty easily.

I'm not really a big fan of other people tbhwy.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

You don’t really get raped in the cushy minimum security prisons to my understanding. It’s all white collar criminals and felonious texters.

It would be great being imprisoned with all the other brothermen. We could do heroin together, workout all day, bitch about women, have an in person book club, etc

I don't think it'll be very fun if we have to read Patrick S Tomlinson novels in that book club.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I know a guy who did 2 years for weed or hash or something, and from what he's told me it's like a really shitty camp. Plenty of outdoor labor to keep in shape, meals weren't great but edible. Some guys got weekends off and there was regular access to outside amenities like convenience store items. Frankly something like that is just what I need to quit smoking, but I don't know if it's worth the criminal record.

You don’t really get raped in the cushy minimum security prisons to my understanding. It’s all white collar criminals and felonious texters.

It would be great being imprisoned with all the other brothermen. We could do heroin together, workout all day, bitch about women, have an in person book club, etc

I think the prison would become maximum security pretty quickly. Imagine how many hilarious rapes there would be "for da goof" in a Brothaman-majority cell block. You'd hear "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!" echoing down the halls a couple times a day, followed shortly by "I WAS DOING A BIT, FUCKFACE!" as the guards frog-march the offender to the hole.
Right now I'm calling dibs on Patreeky as my celly. I'll trade constant teenybopper music on the stereo for a polite and conscientious roommate who I can be sure won't try to put anything inside me without my enthusiastic participation.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

How bad can a Wisconsin prison even be? The Midwest hicks probably serve brats and cheesecurds to their prisoners, since that's all those fat fucks apparently eat.

It's full of indians. If it wasn't for them there wouldn't really be any crime north of Milwaukee. They are like American aborigines. Lazy drunk and stupid. Wisconsin is lousy with them.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

I'd really like to do time in a prison in northern Europe. One of those prisons where the cells look nicer than a freshman dorm. Saw a doc about how it goes in Norway (they interviewed a black American who went there to play ball who committed rape ) and thought it'd be a great way to clear my head and get away from it all.

They're full of Arabs & Serbs.

 

[wbgreen]

I think the prison would become maximum security pretty quickly. Imagine how many hilarious rapes there would be "for da goof" in a Brothaman-majority cell block. You'd hear "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!" echoing down the halls a couple times a day. "I WAS DOING A BIT, FUCKFACE!" as the guards frog-march the offender to the hole.
Right now I'm calling dibs on Patreeky as my celly. I'll trade constant teenybopper music on the stereo for a polite and conscientious roommate who I can be sure won't try to put anything inside me without my enthusiastic participation.

We'd kill each ourselves trying to re-enact scenes from Oz.

 

[Harry Powell]

We'd kill each ourselves trying to re-enact scenes from Oz.

I think it would be 90% trying to slice garlic with a razor and see who can make the best radiator grilled cheese.

 

[Milk74]

I know a guy who did 2 years for weed or hash or something, and from what he's told me it's like a really shitty camp. Plenty of outdoor labor to keep in shape, meals weren't great but edible. Some guys got weekends off and there was regular access to outside amenities like convenience store items. Frankly something like that is just what I need to quit smoking, but I don't know if it's worth the criminal record.


I think the prison would become maximum security pretty quickly. Imagine how many hilarious rapes there would be "for da goof" in a Brothaman-majority cell block. You'd hear "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!" echoing down the halls a couple times a day, followed shortly by "I WAS DOING A BIT, FUCKFACE!" as the guards frog-march the offender to the hole.
Right now I'm calling dibs on Patreeky as my celly. I'll trade constant teenybopper music on the stereo for a polite and conscientious roommate who I can be sure won't try to put anything inside me without my enthusiastic participation.

Claiming Patreeky as a celly is old hat around here. The sweet lil feller has made it clear that he'll be picking his cell mate.

 

[HH Brother]

I think it would be 90% trying to slice garlic with a razor and see who can make the best radiator grilled cheese.

I could make my muddas potato salad with powdered potatoes, egg whites, my jockey shorts and a lighter, brother.

We’ll be eaten like Kings!

 

[NigelCumia]

I'm looking forward to the police interrogation:

Did you call Patrick S Tomlinson fat?

Yea.

Did you SWAT him?

No.

We need to check your phone.

Fine.

Get the fuck out of here.

 

[ISO__JOE]

EVERYTHING is COMPd

 

[Turk February]

I know a guy who did 2 years for weed or hash or something, and from what he's told me it's like a really shitty camp. Plenty of outdoor labor to keep in shape, meals weren't great but edible. Some guys got weekends off and there was regular access to outside amenities like convenience store items. Frankly something like that is just what I need to quit smoking, but I don't know if it's worth the criminal record.


I think the prison would become maximum security pretty quickly. Imagine how many hilarious rapes there would be "for da goof" in a Brothaman-majority cell block. You'd hear "HOW'S THAT FEEL, FUCKER?!" echoing down the halls a couple times a day, followed shortly by "I WAS DOING A BIT, FUCKFACE!" as the guards frog-march the offender to the hole.
Right now I'm calling dibs on Patreeky as my celly. I'll trade constant teenybopper music on the stereo for a polite and conscientious roommate who I can be sure won't try to put anything inside me without my enthusiastic participation.

You guys aren't allowed to rape me, I'm sensitive about that stuff. Seriously, I don't care how uncool it is, if any of you rape me I'm telling.