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Home Improvement Star arrested for DV, holee shit, time's been cruel to him:

Dummy Gaynuts

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"Oh jeez, Wilson, this is bad. Brad got arrested again for beating up his girlfriend. I don't know what to do. Jill and I are at our wit's end."

"Well, Tim, perhaps you shouldn't do anything. I'm reminded of the old Irish folk saying that goes, if women want equal rights, they got to take equal lefts."
Wilson was a fuckin faggot, man. At least Ned Flanders got pussy
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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Why did all the kid actors on that show have 3 first names? Zachary Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Bartholomew Horacio Carmichael.

Also, JTT is not white. There should have been an episode about that. Where Tim goes on a bender beats Jill in the back yard and punches out Wilson when he tries to intervene and then he screams about how Randy isn't even his kid while he watches from a window.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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Why did all the kid actors on that show have 3 first names? Zachary Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Bartholomew Horacio Carmichael.

Also, JTT is not white. There should have been an episode about that. Where Tim goes on a bender beats Jill in the back yard and punches out Wilson when he tries to intervene and then he screams about how Randy isn't even his kid while he watches from a window.

A man and woman each with brown hair have three blonde sons? Like with Full House, something doesn't add up.
 

Child..

CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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Why did all the kid actors on that show have 3 first names? Zachary Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Bartholomew Horacio Carmichael.

Also, JTT is not white. There should have been an episode about that. Where Tim goes on a bender beats Jill in the back yard and punches out Wilson when he tries to intervene and then he screams about how Randy isn't even his kid while he watches from a window.
I used to envy Tim's dynamic with his wife and kids, I thought that was the ideal family, just bouncing jokes off of each other and learning moral lessons in between.

Whatever ambiguous mix JTT is, he turned out dysgenic af...bad genetics

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